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I like to party -- drink, watch porn, play around, get comfortable and enjoy one another, and not rush things. I can be capricious and don't always know what I really want.
The person I would like to meet
HOT is a prerequisite, period. Someone who is down to earth. NO ONE WHO DEFINES THEMSELF BY THEIR SEXUALITY! I do not give a DAMN about flamers, swishers, girls who dress like sluts or like to shock people sexually -- just no one who calls attention to their sexuality or advertises it. People who love to laugh and take almost nothing seriously -- irreverance and silliness. Not necessarily aggressive, but patient and in control. I'm really looking to meet women, but I am into group sex with other guys involved -- depending on the guy(s) and the whole everything else involved.
No one who wants to message at 10 PM on a weekend to get together in an hour, shows up with their pants down, and never wants to talk again. Or worse, expects to bring me a forty-ounce and go screw on an abandoned road in their car. Go buy a hooker, cheapness.
About my work
I hate all musicians.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Geeky things like reading, comic books, watching [Adult Swim]. And watch TV, movies, listen to music.
My idea of a great date
It doesn't have to involve sex but, if it does, it has to be comfortable and natural -- not a forced or "expected" thing. I've done the "hook-up" routine *many* times and rarely been satisfied. In my experience, it only works if you already know the person. Having said that, I've had great dates that began in bars, involved a lot of drinking, went straight to sex, and ended there; and I've also had great dates where we dined-out, caught a movie or something, talked and laughed all night long, and didn't even kiss goodnight. Everything depends on everything and I'm open to trying it.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I've never given this much thought. I used to think I'd like to go on a cruise, but what with all the bad news about them and piracy lately, I no longer want to try that.
What is your academic background?
Advanced classes and programs throughout all elem and high- school, some college classes (I just didn't get into it), some trade school (business of writing, dropped-out), some vocational training (computer-related and art-related), have both live and studio experience as a musician.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
IIRC, it was The Smokey Mtns. and I was like 10. I had a blast.
What do you find attractive in people?
Definitely looks -- pretty face, nice body (but I mainly like attractive faces). I don't find that shallow at all because there are all sorts of varying degrees of pretty -- I've known GORGEOUS people who were such assholes that once you got to know them, you could never look at them the same again; the same is true for people who I didn't think were very attractive at first, but then got to know them and realized how pretty they were.
Intelligence and a sense of humor is a must. If I have to explain myself a lot or you don't realize I am joking more than a handful of times, we're not going to enjoy one another's company. An open mind is a must for this because you have to be willing to accept others' outlooks and irreverance without being offended by every little thing.
What do others do that irritate you?
Hypersensitivity. Women who get offended if I refer to girls as "chicks" or say, "Yeah, man!" ("UH, I am NOT a man -- I'm a WOMAN!") Guys who get offended if I say something is "gay." That stuff. People who always want to argue, prove others wrong, or just assert their point of view -- especially in a civil conversation. People who play semantics ("No, you didn't say you WEREN'T SURE; you said you DIDN'T KNOW -- those are two different things.") People who double-talk/talk in code and people who expect me to guess how they feel or what they are thinking. People who are too serious-minded or serious-minded most all the time. DRAMA, period. I am not into drama at all and it is an immediate deal-breaker.
What do you think is your best quality?
My sense of humor. My staying power.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm too angry and often impatient with others.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you already involved with someone else and, if so, are they into swinging or third-party relationships? I'm not looking to get shot or make a cuckold of anyone.
Describe your physique.
Thin (way too thin, if you ask me), hairy.
What do you do well sexually?
Everything but initiating it.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Dirty-talk, getting me into the mood.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A satisfying experience with a M/F couple. I think a satisfying experience necessarily includes keeping in touch and hanging out afterward, even if the sex itself wasn't that great. Light dominance from someone who is actually experienced with such things. I've actually experienced quite a few things, which is how I know what I want (even though I'm still open to a lot of stuff I have tried but did not get into at the time).
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No, I do not. I am not interested in meeting anyone who does.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I *might* settle for a ONS once in a while, but I'm far more interested in the other two. "Booty-calls" are fine if we are already familiar with one another, and depending on my mood, I might consent to "hooking-up," but there has to be a degree of strictly physical attraction, so if the photo you have is not you or is 4 years old or 45 lbs ago, don't be upset if you show up and I'm not into it. And when I say ONS, I do not necessarily mean finding a motel room and renting it by the hour -- unless I'm already drunk when we hook-up.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I sound very high-maintenance, and I would agree that I am to some degree, but I've tried a lot of things and I have a good idea AT LEAST of what I am not looking for. But I won't count anything out other than what I outlined above.
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