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70-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Do you wear tinfoil panties?

About myself
I live in a van down by the river and have invented ...The Dribble Catcher, Tinfoil Panties and of course vibrating panties

The person I would like to meet
Somebody with a pulse and the ability to laugh at themselves. They also must own and operate their own shopping cart.

About my work
I'm a professional nose picker

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I collect bottles and cans

My idea of a great date
Hang around the dump

What is your fantasy vacation?
Hang around the dump

What is your academic background?
Ain't got nun.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
City of Calgary dump

What do you find attractive in people?
The amount of tinfoil they have in their drawers

What do others do that irritate you?

What do you do well sexually?

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?

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