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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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My Nest  
I was out riding my bike yesterday and saw two birds nests from last year. I couldn't help but marvel at the beautiful symmetry they possess. Each stick and grass were woven perfectly and held togethe...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | 228 views | posted Mar 13, 2008 at 4:50 PM

PUSSY,,cat  
So anyways...I babysit the neighbors cat, more and more regularly its seems, but I enjoy playing with the little stinker. She thinks I'm a cat cuz I get down on the floor and play games with her, but ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 211 views | posted Mar 12, 2008 at 5:22 PM

TROLLS  
Well ...I've seen this all before. Somebody makes a controversial blog or coment..then someone disagrees, then, if they are a troll..they use the disagreement to cause disharmony. The troll then uses ...More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | 260 views | posted Mar 11, 2008 at 5:49 PM

Fucking On Sexy Saturday  
It's not quite Sexy Saturday yet but here goes

It was one of those rare occasions when my penis jumps to attention without any touching. She stood at the kitchen sink with her back to me washin...More...
13 comments | 7 kudos | 254 views | posted Mar 8, 2008 at 1:14 AM

BORT'S BEGINNING  
Just another day in the Borty household. I awoke to the cat humping my leg again and the parrrot sitting on my face doing something nasty.
I straightened out my pleated skirt, pulled up my pink nylon...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | 253 views | posted Mar 4, 2008 at 3:21 PM

Great Idea  
I was just sitting in my Van down by the river, listening to the water rush out the sewer pipe and counting my panties...when suddenly a thought came to me ...which doesn't happen very often.

Why n...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 164 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 8:47 PM

Great Idea  
I was just sitting in my Van down by the river, listening to the water rush out the sewer pipe and counting my panties...when suddenly a thought came to me ...which doesn't happen very often.

Why n...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | 350 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 8:43 PM

AssShit  
Hey ...that AssShit just deleted my comment cuz he doesn't like Jerry Springer. Jerry taught me to beat people up and once my van is working again ...I will travel across this great country of ours an...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 335 views | posted Feb 24, 2008 at 3:40 PM

I Got Fucked  
I awoke to find myself wearing a short white pleated skirt, pink nylons, red satin panties and a frilly light blue blouse. She was standing next to me by the bed, looking down at me with that pensive ...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 335 views | posted Feb 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM

Strange Dream  
Gawd...I woke up this morning with a terrible headache and a pair of panties in my mouth. I had a very bizzare dream about some women who kept slapping my face and taking advantage of me sexuall...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 273 views | posted Feb 8, 2008 at 6:53 AM

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