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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Ride Im Cowboys  
Yahoooo....Well folks the Calgary Stampede is in full swing and needless to say I have a Panty Booth right in the middle of all the action.

The pack of pantie seeds are selling like hot cakes, mos...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Jul 11, 2008 at 4:30 AM

A New Invention  
For many years I have worked diligenrly, in my van down by the river, developing new and interesting inventions, to make life more managemable for my fellow human beans.

Today I would like to annou...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 273 views | posted Jun 26, 2008 at 12:31 AM

Good Bye  
Well folks ...my time at AMD has come to an end...don't worry ...I won't let the door hit me on my way out. For those who give a shit...I'll leave my profile active for a few days if you want my email...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Apr 23, 2008 at 3:31 AM

Electric Bikes  
I know this doesn't have much to do with sex but does anyone have any experience with electric bikes? I have done lots of research on them on the internet but was wondering if any of the members have ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 249 views | posted Apr 21, 2008 at 2:02 AM

Xray Vision  
While waiting for my panties to dry, I usually read comic books. In the back section I noticed an add for xray glasses, so I sent away for them out of curiosity. They arrived about two weeks later and...More...
17 comments | 5 kudos | 290 views | posted Apr 14, 2008 at 9:28 PM

Another Day In Bortyville  
I awoke to something scratching my leg. Looking down I noticed the cat humping my leg again only this time she had on her tinfoil panties which caused rather annoying lacerations on my lower calf. Her...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 253 views | posted Apr 2, 2008 at 7:23 AM

On Becoming a Man  
Well folks...Today is my birthday. Yup sixty two years old....

Several years ago, I suffered from a life threatening illness, that almost killed me, but changed my way of thinking in a profo...More...
41 comments | 10 kudos | 643 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 3:55 AM

TOUCH  
Several years ago I needed a liver biopsy. Getting stabbed in the liver three times is not my idea of a good time. To say I was terrified is an understatement. I felt like a wild animal cornered in a ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 221 views | posted Mar 24, 2008 at 8:11 PM

TINFOIL PANTIES  
Well lately I've been getting several emails asking ...Professor Borty..how do you feel about tinfoil panties and are they functional in todays society?

My experience has been rather negative to be...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 280 views | posted Mar 24, 2008 at 2:26 AM

A New Dawn ..The Resurrection of Panties  
I awoke to silence. My troll detector lights had stopped flashing and all was calm in Pervia once again. The cat was humping my leg with renewed vigour and the parrot was trying to pull my lower dentu...More...
25 comments | 7 kudos | 281 views | posted Mar 22, 2008 at 1:18 AM

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