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Thoughts On Evil  
Have you ever noticed that evil people never think they are evil? How anyone could murder their own child and jusify it in their sick minds is beyond me.

A few years ago Susan Smith strapped her ch...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | 240 views | posted Dec 20, 2008 at 6:06 AM

New Invention  
As many of you know ..I lost the election on the Panty ticket. Guess people just aren't ready for a panty revolution just yet. Oh well ..there's always 2012.

Many have emailed and asked ..Bort, wha...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | 222 views | posted Dec 18, 2008 at 12:36 AM

I Was Very Impressed  
Most of the time I don't pay much attention to what politicans say but last night was an acception.

I was genuinely impressed with both candidates for president because I had the feeling they were ...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | 278 views | posted Nov 5, 2008 at 5:44 PM

The Seeds of Creative Spirit  
I'm soooo excited about the Kudo Whore ceremonies. I'm busy sewing a suite with my best satin panties.

Nice to see people blogging like the old days again

I hope I can bring my singing wo...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 275 views | posted Oct 23, 2008 at 8:12 PM

I Was Just Thinking  
If you don't give a rats ass...would you give me a mouse's bum?

I've spent several interesting moments with small lizard's in Florida. They don't say much but I'm sure they enjoyed my compan...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 227 views | posted Oct 22, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Vote ..Bort the Plumber  
Sometimes my pet worms pop up and sing show tunes.

I make them little costumes. I have made little kilts when they sing songs from Brigadoon or Nun's costumes for songs from the Sound of Mus...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 258 views | posted Oct 21, 2008 at 1:44 AM

Party In PantyLand  
Since my pet frogs have left for their winter mud, I've been feeling rather down in the dumps. Even though they showed complete indifference toward my feelings...I still miss them.

However, today I...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Oct 3, 2008 at 9:52 PM

Vote For The Bort Party  
I invented politics thousands of years ago. I started the Bort Party...and I won by a landslide. The rocks covered all the caves and I told them I would let them out if they voted for me.

My mother...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 245 views | posted Aug 30, 2008 at 6:43 AM

Something Profound  
Sometimes I think about things. It's not that I'm gifted with a big brain or anything...I just wonder about stuff.

What I've read about physics and sub atomic physics is that everything is in const...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 288 views | posted Aug 25, 2008 at 3:55 AM

My Electric Bike  
As some of my friends know, I bought an electric bike last month and I've had nothing but fun with it. It goes 30mph, faster if I pedal and has seven gears. No problem with hills and takes 4 to 6 hrs ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 276 views | posted Aug 22, 2008 at 8:13 AM

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