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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Time To Boogie  
Well looks like I gots two places to go too...

Six months at Girlcountry's and six at The Skwirls...sounds great to me.

Now Max49 can have the Pantyvan for deliveries and racing and I got...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 152 views | posted Nov 6, 2009 at 6:21 AM

Homeless Again  
Well looks like I'm homeless again now that Dayna has flown the coup. Guess I'll have to take my panty collection out of the closet and live in my van down by the river again. I wonder if the Slapping...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 196 views | posted Nov 5, 2009 at 6:01 AM

Slapping Lady Two  
Lately I've been receiving emails asking me about the Slapping Lady, who appears suddenly in my kitchen making toast.

Many a time, I have awoken from my slumber, thinking I was having a stroke, onl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 160 views | posted Oct 15, 2009 at 5:10 AM

Glow In The Dark Panties  
Most of you know that I'm proud owner of Bort"s Panty Emporium.

Last night we had a little promotional party in the panty laboratory located in Dayna's closet. Several of the AMD regulars were ther...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 233 views | posted Oct 8, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Panty Scrap Book  
I've been busy compiling a Panty Scrap Book for the United Nations.

So far I have 736 entries. If you want to be part of history ...send your panties to

Professor Pan.T.Borty
Bortyville, Canad...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 187 views | posted Aug 10, 2009 at 4:20 AM

Things You Should Know About Dribble Catchers  
Many of you have asked...Bort ..how do I empty my dribble catcher without taking it off ?
I usually do a hand stand over the sink or toilet depending on my mood...just be careful your tinfoil hat doe...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 185 views | posted Aug 5, 2009 at 9:34 PM

The Panty Police  
For the last few years, I have feverously been working my bun's off, writing my Doctoriale Thesis on the effects of panties on western culture at the University of Undergarments.

Many hours of rese...More...
23 comments | 1 kudo | 203 views | posted Aug 5, 2009 at 6:15 PM

Bort's Political Blog.  
Just because I gots lots of red panties, does that makes me a socialist?

I thinks NOT...

Now on to more important issues. Many of you have asked...Bort ..do you still carry the Macho P...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | 215 views | posted Jun 12, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Important Announcement.  
As some of you may know, I was forced to leave Ash's house after the lawsuites over damages caused by my inventions ..The Vibrating Panties with the optional Ass Inflators and The Nipple Enlarger Bra....More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 223 views | posted Jun 12, 2009 at 1:07 AM

The Slapping Lady.  
I'm not sure what her name is or what she looks like. She mysteriously appears in the kitchen making toast and washing the dishes.

Trying my best to avoid her, I usually bypass the kitchen and go d...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 242 views | posted May 28, 2009 at 2:54 AM

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