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As many of you know ..I have been having a secret affair with Tiger Woods.

It all started out innocently washing his balls and realigning his driver, but one thing lead to another and the rest is h...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 382 views | posted Dec 7, 2009 at 12:06 PM

Thoughts On Copenhagen  
It amaze's me how anyone could possibly think that we are not polluting this earth. There is so much CO2 in the atmosphere that our polar ice caps and glaciers are melting at an alarming rate.

The ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 285 views | posted Dec 6, 2009 at 7:39 PM

Where Is The Justice  
Why does the criminal justice system continually release carreer criminals into the population so they can commit more crimes and hurt or even kill more people?

Is it because the justice system is ...More...
26 comments | 5 kudos | 376 views | posted Dec 1, 2009 at 11:20 AM

Car Wrecks  
Do you realize, people are nekkid under their disgusting. When I go to the mall, I see all sorts of them ...who do they think their fooling?

12 comments | 5 kudos | 260 views | posted Nov 29, 2009 at 9:08 AM

The Singing Frogs  
As many of you know, last year I was able to secure a grant for my singing frogs. We performed at bus stops and even got some tips.

I made the frogs little tinfoil hats and bright red frilly pantie...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 220 views | posted Nov 25, 2009 at 7:25 AM

Urgent Message  
It has been brought to my attention that some people are choking on edible panties.

Please be advised that when plucking a panty from the panty bush, it is best not to put the whole panty in your m...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 319 views | posted Nov 24, 2009 at 2:20 AM

I Can't Hear You  
For some reason I can't hear a word these blogs are saying. I've got my speakers turned up full blast and I've inserted my hearing aids.

Just a minute ...if I could just find my glasses perhaps I c...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 250 views | posted Nov 20, 2009 at 8:07 AM

Pinko Commie Socialist Bastards  
Many of you have sent inquiries about the hybrid panty seeds I planted last spring.

Well I'm happy to report I had a bunker crop of cotton edible panties ready for distribution around the country. ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 230 views | posted Nov 12, 2009 at 5:49 PM

Thanks Folks  
Just like to thank the folks that stepped up to the plate and took the time to advise me on the plumbing. I got the handle off and put some electrical tape the valve thingie so I don't strip the threa...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 250 views | posted Nov 8, 2009 at 2:08 AM

Plumbing Emergency  
I know your not supposed to ask questions in the blogs but this is an emergency. I've had a dripping faucet in the bathtub and I turned the faucet to far and now its stripped ...thank gawd its in the ...More...
16 comments | 0 kudos | 303 views | posted Nov 6, 2009 at 7:58 PM

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