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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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CONFESSION  
I also have to get something off my chest. The picture I have up isn't me. Do you think I need a spanking? Please give me some advice and instructions...I get so confused when I'm naughty
3 comments | 0 kudos | 217 views | posted Feb 4, 2007 at 2:29 PM

QUESTIONS  
Today while deep in thought a question arose from the very core of my being...what ever happened to the VALLEY GIRLS?....Did they just grow up and move on? Are there valley girls on this site?...is t...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Jan 31, 2007 at 10:36 PM

SYMPATHIES ON MY ANUS  
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those people who expressed deepest sympathies on the passing of my poor poor ANUS...my pet FLY. I feel I have wiped the slate clean and am read...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 159 views | posted Jan 31, 2007 at 12:40 AM

MASTURBATION DETECTOR  
I feel the need to inform the AMD public that my masturbation detector is now funded by the Richard Nixon re-election campagne for 2008. There have been 78,000 dectections in a 24hr period. I would su...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 253 views | posted Jan 30, 2007 at 7:25 PM

ATTENTION  
It has been brought to my attention that some people are vigorously masturbating while logged in to AMD. Of course this behavior along with passing wind will not be tolerated. The fart detection syste...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 256 views | posted Jan 24, 2007 at 12:44 AM

WHATS WITH THESE CLITS  
I'm getting sick and tired of these people who belong to these clits. They seem to get swelled heads when rubbed the wrong way. I feel like pulling their hoods back and giving them a good licking.......More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 213 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 11:39 PM

GO FUCK YOURSELF  
Someone told me to GO FUCK MYSELF the other day....if I could I would and believe me I've tried...my thingie just isn't long enough...maybe a cock extension would do the trick...also...I often get tol...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 290 views | posted Jan 22, 2007 at 2:48 AM

ANUS THE FLY  
Feeling a bit down tonight...Anus my pet fly passed away at the ripe old age of 32 days. I called him Anus because he got into all kinds of shit. I use dental floss to take him for a fly twice daily. ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 203 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 10:42 PM

TO FART OR NOT TO FART  
All those who pass wind while logged on to AMD will be automatically blocked and reported. This is a dating site, not a bathroom. You will be automatically traced by the brand spanking new fart detect...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 3:41 PM

THOUGHTS ON SPANKING  
I love it when a women says she needs a dam good spanking...I get all ...tingles in my pringles...sometimes I need a dam good spanking as well because I must admit , I've been a very naughty boy. Do y...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 248 views | posted Jan 20, 2007 at 2:58 AM

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