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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm Leaving  
I've decided to leave too...I'll be in the bathroom for 2mins ...then to the fridge and back to the computer...anyone want to do my laundry?
20 comments | 1 kudo | 432 views | posted Apr 4, 2007 at 5:05 AM

RANT  
Wanna fuck Borty....awww shit....now I'm sending wanna fuck emails to myself in a blog....how sick is that. Guess I'm getting too stressed out, what with running the troll detector....notice how quiet...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 277 views | posted Apr 1, 2007 at 6:25 AM

ANNOUNCEMENT  
As of this day March 27...I would like to announce...that I have reached the ripe old age of 61 years....my profile states wrongly that I'm 51years...thats just cause I want to attract all the young c...More...
22 comments | 3 kudos | 365 views | posted Mar 27, 2007 at 6:21 PM

TROLL DETECTOR  
Just finished configuring the brand new AMD Troll Detector. The second a troll is detected, charged electrons full of shit are released down the information highway. With each keystroke the troll perf...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | 350 views | posted Mar 23, 2007 at 5:12 AM

Loud Reports  
Why is it that at almost every ceremony I attend, be it funerals, church, graduations, weddings, somebody unloads the loudest fart imaginable...causing me to breakout in uncontrolable hysterical laugh...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 279 views | posted Mar 17, 2007 at 4:32 AM

Words Of Wisdom  
A good friend of mine just sent me some words of wisdom that makes sense to me.....Be who you are....Say what you feel....Because those that mind don't matter....And those that matter don't mind....an...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | 249 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 10:25 PM

FUCK SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY STUPID  
Gee whizzzz....Been reading some blogs and comments lately that have disturbed even me. Things like...skull fucking...lighting people on fire...slapping white women..shitting into peoples open mouths....More...
21 comments | 4 kudos | 442 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 2:12 AM

APPLIANCES  
Well now that I've had my shower and my penis is shriveled to nothing...my thoughts have turned to blowjobs. Why do they call it a blow job...I just don't see the excitemnt of someone blowing on my co...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 260 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 1:49 AM

NOTICE  
This is to inform all interested parties that I will be leaveing my computer for one hour tommorrow to shower and shave and perhaps get a bite to eat as it's been one month since I last left my comput...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Mar 7, 2007 at 2:35 AM

OHHHH NOW I GET IT  
Ohhhh...so it's ..wanna fuck emails....I've been sending wanna fart emails...no wonder I'm not getting any replies. I've been sending alot of hot air without much substance....so watch out ladies...I'...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Mar 6, 2007 at 3:13 AM

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