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borty293
68-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 50
Calgary, Alberta
Canada
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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ANOTHER INVENTION  
Oh my gawd...woke up in another cold sweat Sure ..I can hear you all say...why doesn't he get something for his menopause..but hear me out..three words...The Nipple Enlarger...A brand new inven...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 314 views | posted Apr 22, 2007 at 5:07 AM

I BEG FORGIVENESS  
Ohh...Ash...please forgive me....I'm a two timin slut...I beg you reconsider..I will never go behind your back again...unless of coarse, you want me too...your panties are very dear to me....More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 325 views | posted Apr 20, 2007 at 8:17 AM

Psycho Babble and other Goo- Goo's  
These days I have so much on my plate that I'm getting terribly confused again. What with being Ash's panty slut and Ponme's sweet little alpha bitch..I've been busy as a bee. Plus we are in full prod...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 259 views | posted Apr 20, 2007 at 6:59 AM

Nightmare or Satori  
Oh my gawd...just woke up drenched in sweat. Two words keep haunting me over and over ...Dribble Extractor...could this have something to do with my newest invention...The Spital Catcher...ideas peopl...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 251 views | posted Apr 17, 2007 at 4:56 AM

BRAND NEW INVENTION  
I guess most of you know by now, that I have a problem with dribbling. Call it what you will, old age, sloth, stupidity, or a condition known as Dribblitus. I have invented a device called a SPITAL CA...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 276 views | posted Apr 15, 2007 at 4:21 AM

CAN YOU FIND IT  
Here's another one I just got published in the newspaper..hope you enjoy it

IT

Outcast
from a swirl
of humanity.
searching for wisdom
down life's
watch ya got game
finding diamonds on ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 248 views | posted Apr 12, 2007 at 5:56 AM

FEELING SOMETHING  
Got this poem published in the newpaper about homelessness

Feeling Something

a mosquito sunk it's needle
into my eye
and I smiled
on the street
feeling something
anything
brings hope.
sta...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 175 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 12:02 AM

FEELING SOMETHING  
Got this poem published in the newpaper about homelessness

Feeling Something

a mosquito sunk it's needle
into my eye
and I smiled
on the street
feeling something
anything
brings hope.
sta...More...
7 comments | 5 kudos | 272 views | posted Apr 11, 2007 at 12:01 AM

Woke Up  
I woke up from my nap to find my balls painted blue and I feel awful dizzy...anyway I'd like to wish everyone a very merry christmas and all the best in the new year.
5 comments | 0 kudos | 202 views | posted Apr 8, 2007 at 2:58 AM

Party Games  
I guess I don't have to tell you life is hard sometimes. I spent day and night washing these damn edable panties and they just disintegrate in the tub...must be made in China. Haven't been blogging mu...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Apr 7, 2007 at 3:37 AM

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