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Calgary, Alberta
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New Strapless Bra  
I've been feeling so guilty lately for not sending Ladybootscooters bra's back that I've invented the first strapless bra called Perk O Points. I have successfully interwoven small finger like project...More...
29 comments | 1 kudo | 659 views | posted Jul 5, 2007 at 12:49 AM

Space Station  
As some of you know, I just arrived from the space station where I conducted several experiments in the field of genetic engineering focusing on a small flea called the gnat. I have sucessfully cloned...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 454 views | posted Jun 23, 2007 at 4:47 AM


I cried silently
deep inside
indifferent to my pleas
your lips poute
you carelessly cross your legs
dismissing my soul
to you nothing matters any more
I leave quietly
no need for go...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 421 views | posted Jun 9, 2007 at 3:39 AM

Fucking Without Politicans  
Well just got back from Eastern Europe where I was sighting locations for the new missile defence system. Apparently they are intersted in my new invention called...The Panty Slinger....designed to la...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 409 views | posted Jun 7, 2007 at 5:26 AM

As many of you know, Anus my pet fly, passed away three months ago and of coarse I was devestated. In honor of my Anus, I have been busy in the labratory developing a new species of fly. Through many ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 540 views | posted May 27, 2007 at 6:18 AM

Have you a skinny ass or flat buttocks? Well now you don't have to worry anymore. I have just developed a new invention called The Ass Inflater. It's simply two inflatable bladders sown into your favo...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | 475 views | posted May 23, 2007 at 5:02 AM

Well it's been a busy week for old Borty...just sold a shopping cart full of Midol to the folks at the senior citizens lodge...told them it was medical marajuana. Seeing that most of them are baby boo...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | 603 views | posted May 16, 2007 at 4:14 AM

Plato Fucked As Well  
On behalf of all AMD I would like to thank the people who roasted my pimpley little ass, even those who turned away in disgust, contempt and complete indifference. I get off on that sort of deviance a...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 427 views | posted May 9, 2007 at 4:46 AM

Haven't been blogging lately...been busy selling my antedepressants to college students...told them it was morphine and uppers..been getting emails asking if I was a troll...gawd I wish...just don't h...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 490 views | posted May 6, 2007 at 5:00 AM

Since I have had several inquiries about The Clit Enlarger, most of my engeries have been consentrated on research and development. I am happy to inform you that The Clit Enlarger is now on the market...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 1871 views | posted Apr 26, 2007 at 5:58 AM

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