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Godsmack me down! Crank it up! I am a bad boy. I used to be a good boy but that was no fun. What do you want to know? It ain't size that matters, it's what you do with it. I'm not without talent.
They have never approved my pic. Hmm. Sorry.
I'm a stranger in a strange world. I'm told I'm a bad influence. Oh well. What difference does it make?
I'm a writer. (Ever heard of 'starving writer'? That's me.) Finished the book. Now I have to sell it. Want a copy?
I've been around, done lots of stuff, learned a few things. What can you teach me?
My kids say I'm totally weird. They're right. Can you be as weird as me? I am daring, adventurous, bold, but not crazy. Well, sometimes, but you know....
Music... Classic hard rock, metal, metal or metal? Loud! Hey, I'm ok with softer if it'll make you happy. Country ain't me though, dear. Rap, well, if it'll set your mood it works for me.
I have a van, my bitch I call her. Wanna ride? Hey, front seat or bunk! Ha. Texas or whatever other state... if we can swing the gas.
The person I would like to meet
Crazy is good. Or, well, maybe a little daring? All we wanna do is have a little fun, right? Don't be the jealous type or judge a book by the cover.
About my work
I am a writer. I'm a damn good writer. It's just not easy, you know, to make money at it. I just finished a novel and now the fun part begins.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
T R A V E L. Drive my van places, sleep on the bunk, wake up early and fix instant coffee and watch a sunrise. Reminds me of when I drove a truck. What a life!
I like TV sometimes. Camping means parking my van next to a lake, right?
I dunno, whatever. I'm kind'a banged up so there's some stuff I'd like to do but isn't so easy, like climbing mountains and stuff. Mostly I just want to, well, you know, the fun thing. Ha.
My idea of a great date
Dates are for kids. Or cake. Coffee and conversation or very loud rock in a very dark bar are equally inviting. Just to see if we hit it off, you know. Otherwise, I'm pretty up for whatever.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Not divorced, just separated. I'm stuck in a situation and working on getting out of it. I'll tell you my whole story if you ask. Too damn complicated for this little box.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I would prefer living on the road with no home to go to so I would like a permanent vacation in a new place every few days. Not so possible. My fantasy vacation would be the South Pacific. Otherwise, New Mexico or just travel around and see new stuff.
What is your academic background?
I am a smart cookie. Ha. What does this have to do with anything anyway? Oh well, I have a BA in history. I wanted to save the world once. Studied political science. Studied all kinds of other stuff because I am a very curious sort. Last book I read through was on anthropology. Did you know the human race emerged from Africa? Did you know it all changed around 50k years ago? Some say humans and Neanderthals intermixed but the guy I read said no. Hmm. Well, so, what do you think of the Hubble Deep Field? Do I sound smart yet? hahaha
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
New Mexico. I liked it because it was heaven. Then I came back to hell. Sad.
What do you find attractive in people?
The ability to accept someone for who they are, not wanting to change them, willing to overlook flaws and able to look past a few problematic items to see the heart of a person.
Kindness, respect, open minded. Don't be stuffy. Loosen up, have a bit of fun. Be wacky! I like wacky.
Warm hands and soft bosom.
What do others do that irritate you?
Bigotry, stuffy attitudes, prudishness, refusal to let go and have fun. And, of course, setting standards for others before they can be accepted.
What do you think is your best quality?
I dunno, do I have any? You'll have to tell me. I'm told I'm a damn good kisser. Want to find out? I think my qualities are what have led to my downfall. I care too deeply and I love to strongly. I'm doing my damndest to get over those.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would be just like Buddha. I'm the most godawful Buddhist in Texas, I'm sure.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you serious about meeting someone or just toying around? I'm looking for a warm pair of arms, not a cold chat box.
Describe your physique.
It is entirely indescribable, sweetheart.
What do you do well sexually?
I dunno, it's about having fun and being adventurous. I've been told my tongue is useful, though. Like I said, it's not the size, it's the way it's used.
Well, ok, so I'm no grand champion. If you want big, well, it ain't me. If you want a guy who knows his way around a female frame, I'm your man.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like attention. Whatever. Just hold me, baby, that is good!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Hey, just wanting to be wanted is the terrific.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Well, hmmm.... I had a friend once in Vancouver who sucked me an inch shorter. That was interesting. (*o*)
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I am looking for whatever comes my way.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Let's write. Let's talk. Let's meet. Let's ... well, what do YOU wanna do?
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