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blondie_779
102-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 30 - 99
York, England
United Kingdom
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Does laughing at this make me a racist???  

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved" Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 304 views | posted Nov 17, 2010 at 5:14 PM

Apologies to all.  

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to everyone who left a comment on my last two blogs,and had no reply.
This has been a traumatic week in my home,culminating in the sad loss of...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 6:00 AM

Please! Say these won't happen to ME!  

FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I g...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 272 views | posted Nov 8, 2010 at 5:47 AM

Children and Prayers  
KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 234 views | posted Oct 31, 2010 at 2:16 PM

My friend Wayne.  

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try to show s...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 240 views | posted Oct 31, 2010 at 10:38 AM

Teachers & Police Officers  

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.

All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)



1. Since my l...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 236 views | posted Oct 31, 2010 at 8:14 AM

Embarrassing Medical Exams......  

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Sud...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | 238 views | posted Oct 30, 2010 at 10:35 AM

Bacon Tree  


Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 261 views | posted Oct 12, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Rude customers? ......this West Jet lady knows how to deal with them.  

For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers - An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna , British Columbia for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted w...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Oct 9, 2010 at 9:37 AM

OH DEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

I seem to have upset someone by Blogging.So far 200 hundred requests for my passwords. All in the last 3 minutes.

That's ok, I have three hard drives on this Computer, so lots of space.Carry on...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 315 views | posted Oct 8, 2010 at 1:27 PM

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