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southern hospitality that will blow ya away!
simply put a lady on the street and a freak in the bed!\
a kinky southern belle like scarlett ohara with a twist!
The person I would like to meet
im just settling for toys and masturbation at the moment its.. cheap ,,,easy ..clean..and toys and fingers dont talk back ... and i do have an incredible mind,,and they are always around when i need them!
i want a kinky man with an open mind! someone with a naughty side,,,,open to all my nasty thoughts no matter how extreme within reason
i prefer an intelligent male that's 6 feet or more with dark hair & well built but not like on steroids with a few tatoos but not too many ..i do not date outside my race period!
About my work
pays the bills and i like it ! im in education
although i will be straight up.,.i sometimes wish i could patten my mouth and pussy( have a blaze doll with working mouth&pussy) ,,but hey then procreation might stop! damn id be richer than bill gates ! but since my parents are so conservative i could not do porn without breaking their hearts > therefore i have to work..yeah i still care what my parents think of me
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
i like to shoot weapons as much as possible and knives are fun as well ,,,,i know i probably sound a lil weird but i like my hobbies..i also like quantum physics and currently analyzing or trying to make sense of string theory(i wish i knew a hot scientist that could make me understand)).....erotic poetry and books are a source of pleasure my hobby provides:) of course for fun i still love to party! i have so many things,, ..playing with myself ,,i still havent gone blind yet! i love to purchase new thigh highs. mini skirts, and costumes,,i love to play dress up! watch porn clips to get new ideas
getting a GREAT buzz &listening to rock and roll ,,new and old and loud ,loud, and louder,,anything from 7 dust to staind,,,,,,i love rocking out alone with the music up ! listening to lil wayne lick it like a lollipop .... I wanna act that out:) and make my own video MINUS lil wayne,,,hes just gross but his song rocks ! maybe then a video to figure you out by nickelback...control...puddle of mudd....my own special video collection:)
i also love politics and I am very active in the Republican party!
My idea of a great date
great date_ whats that? LOL
im not one to whine or go on about past lovers/dates ....however
DO NOT contact me if you have a tiny tim cock or erectile issues
hmmmm unless you are extremely hot, rich,take extends and have tons of viagra!
i expect atleast a normal sized pecker! ...im just blunt and to the point this is an adult site and i want a fully developed adult male with no erectile dysfunctions of ANY kind !and did i emphasize NO small weenie:)
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
i feel empathy for my ex husband,,,he deserves a purple heart:) i am not one to whine about my ex..i wish him the best of everything!!,,hes still one of if not the most intelligent men i have ever encountered,, and provided incredible genes to our children..
What is your fantasy vacation?
i have no fantasies as far as vacation before i pass on ill go to everywhere i desire ,,, ,,italy and ireland are just a matter of when and of course funds..and with an incredible lover that will fuck me wherever,however & whenever i please!
What is your academic background?
M.Ed.> Master of Education...
lets just say im no ding bat that fell off the turnip truck yesterday
on a lighter note however on this site my higher education prolly doesnt matter ..so how about this degree bestowed upon me
PHD in cock sucking:) doctor of deepthroat
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
lets just say i want to be fingered again while on space mountain ,,,then sucking my man off while riding through the haunted mansion! you know those mirrors at the end ,,id like to see my face really creamy while looking at the ghost!: i still love disney no matter how many times i have been,, a kinky cinderella with a kinky prince ,,,and fuck in the cinderella suite in the actual castle ..its frikkin awesome!
What do you find attractive in people?
so lets see if i had to sum it up in one man...General Robert E. Lee-but i cant fuck a skeleton or maybe i can thats sounds kinky and would not have to worry about a boner hahahaah
also i want atleast an averaged size male... tiny dicks are good for sucking maybe,,,but i want to be pounded hard from time to time..
someone who will lead me by the head of my hair and talk really nasty and give directions and orders ......a man that can be dominant within reason and knows how to be ..its no fun when i have to explain,,he just knows!
also this is VERY important ..a man with great teeth,,no nasty gaping holes and decay! i will not be attracted to anyone with nasty teeth!
HYGIENE + very important...> there is nothing worse than going down on a smelly cock or smelling ass ...thats like going down on a woman with a stinky pussy,,,im clean ..always smell good and taste good everywhere i may add:_)..and no heavy cologne thats nasty to..i dont wanna smell a powdery ..perfumed .. man ..i have a thing with smells!
What do others do that irritate you?
people that like to judge with absolutely no idea of my background or experiences
people that think its slutty for a girl to get down & dirty at times,,no self righteous bastards with closed minds :,,,,,
What do you think is your best quality?
Creativity, Imagination, and my open mindedness !
a cute irish hottie that gives new meaning to rolling out the red carpet!
and of course my incredible ability to suck cock! complete with sexy red lips and the cutest dimples:) i have an incredible smile..just so frikkin cute you just wanna stick something in it:)
oh yeah the American Dental Association says cum decreases tooth decay by 88% so therefore I have almost perfect teeth:)
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
well my personality is pretty much fixed by 44 ! however i would love to be able to be a perfect typist as i sux majorly !
i also would like to be calm serene type,,but alas i am so adhd ...but ya know what they say about hyper gals!
also i would like to learn to give a superior hand job! we all have our areas of weaknesses ..maybe a kinky scenario where i have to! hell lets make it fun! some role play like i get caught doing something such as smoking a joint and have to jack my way out of it ...with me in high heels, short skimpy dress, thigh highs , and leave with a cum stain on my dress sounds yummy!
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
are you open minded and like more than plain vanilla???
Describe your physique.
im no fat cow or skinny minnie..i wear anywhere between 9-13 depending on the fit.....
i think i have pretty sexy legs and love wearing short skirts.....thigh highs and high heels !
i have to dress conservatively at work and appreciate a man that likes a woman dressed borderline porn when out: with great taste of course!
What do you do well sexually?
everything ! ....kissing ,,the way my ruby red mouth looks in the perfect O formation! heck i cant help it my mom did not breast feed me... thus cursed me with an oral fixation beyond sigmund freud's wildest interpretation of pyscho analtytical theory! which basically means im a master cock sucker if you never heard of freud
also i mean i know all women most likely say this ,,,hmmmmmm my pussy is so tight it can chop a banana or maybe comparative to a boa constrictor that just knows instinctively how and when to squeeze and when to let go ,,
and of course role play.and extended foreplay,,i am just that good any damn waY!
im not a statistics expert,,but id wager prolly 90% of women have just a mundane brown bush..if you have never had the red carpet treatment.....you simply havent had the best! it is oscar winning !
most men say no pussy is bad pussy and that maybe true...but a true red head is in a league of her own ,,, a totally different ballgame ..check those stats! =
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
too many to say here,,,,,,lets just say play!
however sucking cock while my partner and i are both playing with my clit to see who can do it better .....sounds like a great start
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
what fantasies? i make my fantasies reality!
although i would love to have Bill O'Reilly, Randy Orton, Batista, and Todd Helton in my harem to service me as i desire!
and of course a MFM with the brothers in the movie Boon Dock Saints,,mmmmm
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
as i said i make my fantasies cum true pretty much..
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
well as i fuck mostly my toys and finger ..i have to say nope all is well here,...but feel free to bring a test..ill gladly take one
oh yes and if you were to pass onto me an STD...let me tell ya straight up...ill shoot your ass!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
depends on an array of factors,,,,,,
i will tell ya this save your breath if your looking to cam or have cyber sex...million miles away .ask me what color my panties are and so on and so forth..send you nude pictures ....i want to meet REAL men face 2 face in my area up close and personal
and nothing else period!
if ya dont have the balls to take a chance on this hot sweet piece and meet in person in reality = dont email me its a total waste of your and my time!
Free Space. Say anything you want!
i am complex sexual &erotic creation with an out of this world imagination!~! i am not simply a trip ..i am the whole fucking vacation!!!
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