The point system  
Okay as stated in recent comments this is the point system i go off of for women. yes its objectifying but hey it a quicker way to sort that leaves no questions

Points needed for -
basic interest...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | 165 views | posted Apr 3, 2008 at 11:20 AM

After april fools clean up...  
Alright after April fools day massacre clean up... surprisingly enough we didn't make it on the news at the office with the most inappropriate joke, pranks, and hyjinks... but here is some of the list...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 86 views | posted Apr 3, 2008 at 8:13 AM

When compition just goes to far  
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It'...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 62 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 11:12 AM

I've hit the magic number  
this is the first time i've reached the max number of emails you can send in a day on this site... its just under 300....

Sorry ladies i can't talk anymore... but u can hit me up on msn/yahoo messe...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 120 views | posted Mar 30, 2008 at 2:41 PM

bullets  
i got this in an email today... had to share

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the b...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 64 views | posted Mar 30, 2008 at 4:05 AM

machine readouts  
i found this on another site and thought it was funny

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 71 views | posted Mar 29, 2008 at 5:52 AM

Finally...  
i finally get a serious "wanna fuck" from somebody remotely close to here... and i go to meet her... OMG this bitch looked like grape ape... and wanted to be all up on me... i have taken the day off ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 117 views | posted Mar 21, 2008 at 8:39 AM

Can i get a....  
Wanna Fuck thats serious from a female that is within moderate radius, and isn't out to scam me???

my mailbox was blown up by scam mail today...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 54 views | posted Mar 19, 2008 at 10:30 PM

Love... And the things you will do for it  
Okay about 2 weeks ago i ordered some screws to repair the headlights in my car. (yeah the do-it-ur-selfer... but in my defense its $400 for them to change my head light if i buy the light and put the...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 78 views | posted Mar 19, 2008 at 3:42 AM