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You Do Me, I Do You, then You Do Me Again!!!HeHeHe
I want to make love to the hottest, sexiest, freakiest woman in the world!!! Is that you?
Actually now that my mind is clear, I need someone real. I want to have an intense relationship with someone that is open to new things, into having fun and not hung up with Catholic School baggage. Just someone to help me simply enjoy life and have great sex with.
I am an educated man, have a six figure income, usually funny, sometimes just a dick! Go figure?!? I am everybodies buddy, and the go-to man when they need advice. But I am also sexually unsatisfied, due to reasons I wont get into here. So instead of having an intense relationship with my left hand, I need to break free and find my sexual muse. I don't want to bang every female with long hair and two legs, I want to find my intimacy soulmate. If your in a similar situation, maybe we can have a mature, exciting, stimulating, blood pumping, relaxing, satisfying, physical and intellectual relationship, that is long term, descrete and mutually fulfilling.
The person I would like to meet
Someone close to my age younger or older by a few years would be best. I need to be physically attracted to her. She needs to be strong willed because I am that way. No pushovers please. Good conversational skills as well as freaky tendencies in the sack!!! Must have a laughing gene!!! I enjoy making fun and not taking life too seriously. If you can snap a come-back when I make a joke about that huge piece of spinach between your teeth, that would be awesome!!!
36-24-36 would be nice but not required. From a physical perspective I prefer long hair, have breasts that are not inside hidden pockets of your bra, C or better cup size would be nice, but 10 gallon boobs are not my thing. Smooth skin, soft touch, ticklish, small to medium build. Height is not important, shorter or taller, doesn't matter. Wrinkles like laugh lines are ok. No facial hair, and no pubic hair prefered.
About my work
Work? All you need to know is I am a responsible person, worked since I was a kid, paid for my college education, first in my family to buy an new car, new house, travel the world...Its bragging a little, but you get what I mean right?
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Invent junk, read, exercise, window shop, bicycle, run, kayak, all sorts of things that I have limited time to do. I enjoy a good book, good movie, but really enjoy a good massage! I will rub you all over and relax your muscels into smooth creamy goodness, then I will rock your world with my manhood!!!
My idea of a great date
Lots of laughs, great conversation, romantic candle light dinner and crazy sex with the lights on....in the kitchen, stairs, on the table, in a swing, in the pool, with scented oil, all sweaty and hot!!!
What is your academic background?
Master of BS.
What do you find attractive in people?
Confidence, great smile, healthy, loves to laugh, looks you in the eyes, full lips, full breast and long legs. Did I say Confidence?
What do others do that irritate you?
nagging, don't do it....
What do you think is your best quality?
Not a complete Jerk. But also not a push over!
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I smile too much sometimes. Hey, why be angry all the time right?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
When you are standing in front of a mirror, naked, do you like what you see? What goes through your mind? Do your flaws make you feel less attractive or adds incentive to help you change what you can and make the best of what you cant?
Describe your physique.
Muscular arms and legs. Bulky but not fat. I float in the pool, but it doesn't get empty when I jump in! hehehe Short hair, always a mustache, sometimes a neatly trimmed Goat-T. Strong enough to sweep you off your feet and carry you to my bed!!! Nicely filled out shoulders, decent pecks, biceps and tricepts big enough to sleep on.
What do you do well sexually?
I like to please as much as I like to be pleased. My tongue knows many hidden pleasure points.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
duh, oral sex and cumming!!! Hello!?!?!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A completely intoxicating evening of intimacy and physical bonding with someone so beautiful I can't belive its not a dream!!!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Long term discrete relationship. Someone with time available during the day as well as night.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Don't contact me if your fake. No call girls, escorts, free loaders!!! I am not looking to be a savior or hero to anyone. I am your living breathing sex toy, with amazing kungfu action grip!!!
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