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beefygoblin
33-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 35
Kansas City, Missouri
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm willing to try almost anything to get laid

About myself
I'm fairly attractive, but shy and socialy awkward.

The person I would like to meet
The person must be under 35, and not looking to convert me into some strange cult... like christianity.

Outside of that, its pretty much anything goes.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I play video games, read, masturbate and do martial arts training.

I can do butterfly kicks, and thats always entertaining. Especialy when I land wrong.

My idea of a great date
One where I get head.



What do others do that irritate you?
Those who base decisions on irrational nonesense irritate me. It's o.k. to believe, just don't let it affect my life.

This applies to superstitions. From having to throw salt over your shoulder, to bathing in the blood of maidens to maintain your youth.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
I would like to know what the other member was after for the night.

Do I need to stock up on lubricant and renew my medical insurance, or would taking a breath mint suffice .

What do you do well sexually?
I have no idea, but would like to find out.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I have no sexually transmitted diseases and haven't had any sexual contact in several years. Hence my dialing up this site.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Whatever gets me laid.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
FUCKING LOVE ME

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