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beefygoblin
33-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 35
Kansas City, Missouri
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Sexiest voice  
This is the sexiest voice I have heard in a long time.

So I figured I share. Don't worry it's legal. ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 266 views | posted Sep 14, 2008 at 8:10 AM

Celebrating the founding of this great nation, by blowing it up  
O.K. I know this has little or nothing to do with sex, but what is your favorite 4th of july explosive?

Be sure to throw in a little innuendo into your answers, as I am lazy and ceased giving a cra...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Jul 4, 2008 at 5:02 AM

Record them?  
Now bloody has accused me of recording private videos... not true.

Ask Lemondrop, what he's saying simply isn't the truth.

Now he's attempting to drag me down with him. Now no matter my faults ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 300 views | posted Jun 30, 2008 at 12:23 PM

Too drunk to masturbate  
"Gee this doesn't taste very strong...must have used to much water".

Three glasses like this later and I literaly couldn't feel my dick...

So heres to La Fee... worlds smoothest brand of aperiti...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | 444 views | posted May 17, 2008 at 4:06 AM

Douchest mall ever  
It turns out that in N.J. there is a mall which has no food court, instead it only has sit down resteraunts. The Isles are filled with mercades and porshes, every foreign overpriced piece of crap imag...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 337 views | posted May 11, 2008 at 4:45 PM

Whatever happened to Babyfacedassassin  
Is it just me or have all her blogs been erased, as well as her username?

Was she realy too babyfaced (ie jailbate)?


2 comments | 0 kudos | 354 views | posted May 6, 2008 at 12:39 AM

I have arrived in douche  
Any special ladies who reside in douche - whom wish to make a connection with me have two weeks.

Thats right, I have finaly arrived in New Jersey.

I had to get up at the crack of dawn to catch...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 342 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 4:44 PM

Once again Headed to N.J.  
I'm once again headed to N.J. in order to visit my sister. So if any of you N.J. ladies wish to get with me...well nows your chance.
N.J. its like N.Y. but more [URL=http://rackjite.com/archives/...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 302 views | posted May 2, 2008 at 5:37 AM

A video the system won't let me submit  
For some reason it won't accept the imbed for Weasel Stomping day So I'm sharing it this way instead.

Its Weird Al - Robot Chicken goodness.
...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 332 views | posted Apr 18, 2008 at 12:06 AM

Any female little people in the house want to get dirty  
I propose midget vs dwarf jello wrestling.Winner has sex with me....loser has sex with me....everyone gets laid.
If your little and find me attractive...hit me up. Be sure to include a picture.
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2 comments | 1 kudo | 250 views | posted Apr 16, 2008 at 10:11 AM

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