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Seeking Women: 18 - 69
Rogersville, Tennessee
United States
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BEER VS VAGINA  
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after takin...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Mar 30, 2009 at 11:28 PM

The Mortician’s Wife  
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 240 views | posted Mar 27, 2009 at 3:47 PM

No More Floppy Lips  
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept as...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Mar 25, 2009 at 2:53 PM

the church organist  
Miss Beatrice,
the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on h...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 231 views | posted Mar 25, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Why you should never question a drunk  
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 268 views | posted Mar 24, 2009 at 1:35 PM

romantic bath  
has anybody ever been in the tub with their lover candles lit soft music nice cold bottle of boone's farm everything is perfect.then all of a sudden you feel you have got to crack a fart you think i...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 222 views | posted Mar 24, 2009 at 12:40 AM

has this ever happen to you?  
your sitting in your chair watching tv and your woman comes in and wants to sit on your lap. sounds great but you don't know that your nut sack is in the wrong place and when she sits down she crushes...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 340 views | posted Mar 23, 2009 at 11:47 PM

$7 sex  
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 264 views | posted Mar 23, 2009 at 4:23 PM

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