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47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 69
Rogersville, Tennessee
United States
Last Activity: 3 days ago

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Oil Change instructions  
Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a check and lea...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 280 views | posted Apr 20, 2009 at 9:08 AM

public rest rooms  
when your out and the mood strikes and you know you can't make it back home and you have to use a public restroom.do you cover the seat with paper or just sort of hover over it or do you just bite the...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | 258 views | posted Apr 15, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Grandma's love lmao?  
Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 274 views | posted Apr 11, 2009 at 9:41 AM

while shopping  
the other day while i was in wally world doing a little shopping there wasn't to many people back in the section i was in i thought how nice i can take my time to look at things with out the worry of ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 231 views | posted Apr 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM

A knock at the door  
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 261 views | posted Apr 7, 2009 at 9:22 AM

Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment  
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: N...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 327 views | posted Apr 6, 2009 at 9:35 PM

secret music  
this might have been done before sorry if it has.but what music have you listen to in the past or still listen to that you try to keep hid from your friends or family.you know when your in front of an...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 227 views | posted Apr 1, 2009 at 10:50 PM

do you think  
that since the taxes have been raised so much on cigarettes that the goverment should send out discount coupons for nicotine gum or patches or other programs to help smokers that want to give up the h...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 222 views | posted Apr 1, 2009 at 3:30 PM

why they do it? (for a friend)  
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obs...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | 334 views | posted Apr 1, 2009 at 12:49 AM

somebody stole my car  
A drunk stumbles out of a bar with a key in his hand. A cop sees him and says, “Can I help you, sir?”
“Yes! Somebody stole my car.”
The cop asks, “Where was the last time you saw it?”
“It was on t...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 243 views | posted Mar 31, 2009 at 11:37 PM

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