i hate to cheat but  
sometimes it just happens you can't control it like the other night i had just got in the mood and had my bottle of lotion when i reached over to get something off the floor and slipped and cut my ha...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | 298 views | posted Sep 12, 2010 at 11:41 PM

if you could  
i was just thinking since im a little under the weather thanks to my damn brother i was thinking back when i was a kid and got sick when i would go to the doctor then to the drug store to get my...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 202 views | posted Mar 12, 2010 at 10:31 PM

how long  
i was just thinking when your dating someone that you really like and are getting along great.and say your over at her place watching a movie and it happens. a pain hits you how long do you thin...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 323 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 11:58 PM

Maxine working at Wal-mart  
My 1 day employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattrac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 259 views | posted Apr 27, 2009 at 3:09 PM

haunted houses  
has anybody here every been lived or knew somebody that moved into a house that is suppose to be haunted? i had a great aunt when i was around 9 yrs old moved into a small house that a guy killed his ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 220 views | posted Apr 26, 2009 at 10:49 PM

online research and a snack  
i was online today doing some in depth research enjoying a snack with a glass of ice cold sweet tea.well any way by the time i got through my light gray shorts looked like they had been i...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 238 views | posted Apr 25, 2009 at 11:06 PM

speaking of eating pussy  
anybody ever had this happen to them there you are licking and enjoying every inch of your lover's hot snatch and she start's her period while your doing it? i know a guy this happen to he didn't even...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 362 views | posted Apr 25, 2009 at 11:26 AM

childhood memory  
i was just thinking about some of the crazy things that happen when i was growing up.i remember this onetime i think i was 8 or 9 i was with my mom and dad and i was in the back seat of the car with m...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 240 views | posted Apr 20, 2009 at 3:46 PM

BAR JAR  
A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 213 views | posted Apr 20, 2009 at 2:34 PM