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bandengor
44-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 45
Salem, Utah
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that. :P

About myself
What do I want others to know about me?.....well lets see....I have all my fingers and toes.....never been caught doing anything bad, but I guess that depends on your definition of "bad"....I could care less about global warming, I think it's too cold anyway.

The person I would like to meet
Confident, but not arrogant. Someone who feels good about themselves. Can carry on a good conversation. It helps if you know how to rebuild a carburetor and can field strip and reassemble a M4 Carbine blindfolded. Any woman that knows what a "Back-azimuth" is and what it's for will have my undying adoration. A basic knowledge of Temporal Mechanics and Particle Acceleration is also helpful, but not required. You have to be a fan of Steven King and/or Jeffery Deaver and be almost as twisted as those two. Be able to initiate sex when I'm not initiating it is a plus. You have to like it too. You also have to have a good sense of humor and know when I am joking. :-)

About my work
it is what it is.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
reading, bike riding, hiking, movies, sex, visiting the seventh level of hell. Driving slow in the fast lane. Devising the fall of world ignorance. Dodgeing all those black cars that keep following me.

My idea of a great date
Dinner, Movie/something not boring, good conversation, night ending with wild passionate sex, plus driving slow in the fast lane. Afterwards we can retire to my basement laboratory where you can help me build a Semi-Refracting Photonic Manipulater for the other thing I'm building. Don't ask. It's better if you don't know too much.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
n/a

What is your fantasy vacation?
A cruise to somewhere exotic, preferably near the equator where I can test that "thing" I've been building. Again, don't ask.

What is your academic background?
Associates Degree in Drafting Technology

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Haven't really been on an expensive vacation, except to Vegas. Betcha can't guess why it was expensive. :-p

What do you find attractive in people?
Confidence, good self esteem, good features.

What do others do that irritate you?
talk to much, know-it-alls, no sense of humor, arrogance, people that drive fast in the slow lane and people who model themselves after pompous Assholes,

What do you think is your best quality?
my sense of humor, and my love skills (but that's all about perspective, isn't it?)

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
not take offense at things so easily, and quit driving slow in the fast lane.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
How long does it take you to eject a spent magazine and lock in another? Are you reasonably accurate beyond 200 yds with a 300 Win Mag?
Name the 11 digit prime number.
Does your car have blinker fluid? What about piston return springs?


Describe your physique.
muscle under fat, I was a distance runner in my younger days, so I have the long lean muscles that comes with that, but since my marriage, I have been slacking off and have let the weight creep up on me, but I am told that for how much I weigh I carry it well because I don't look that big. I kinda image myself as lava lamp.

What do you do well sexually?
oral and gentle caresses,I can keep you on the edge for an hour if you want

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Oral

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A strip tease followed by a massage, leading to foreplay..... 3-somes and moresomes... role-playing....a BJ while driving slow in the fast lane.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
not much. My wife is lacking in the area of variety and is not willing to try different/new things.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No. I have always been careful.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Hmmm......good question

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I am currently married, and care for my wife and love my kids (4) but my wife continues to not live up to my hopes and dreams. Divorce is not an option beause I don't want my kids to grow up in a broken home. So like many marriages before, I choose my kids happiness over my own.

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