Computer Virus List  
Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:

Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down

Dis...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 50 views | posted Sep 18, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Bread Facts  
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th cen...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 86 views | posted Sep 16, 2008 at 11:21 AM

Today's Stock Market Report ~ joke  
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiki...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 53 views | posted Sep 8, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Phrases of Wisdom  
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 58 views | posted Sep 4, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Customer Service ~ joke  
My Aunt passed away this past January. Her bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 85 views | posted Aug 29, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Controlling Spouses and How to tell if you have PMS  
Controlling Spouses

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 81 views | posted Aug 27, 2008 at 11:50 AM

I'm the Boss  
The company boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 96 views | posted Aug 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Don't step on the ducks.  
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and s...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | 104 views | posted Aug 21, 2008 at 5:42 PM

Recent Quips from Late Night  
"Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday, Bill Clinton was giving a speech, he told...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 85 views | posted Aug 20, 2008 at 11:04 AM