Badbrit's joke for the day  
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular

Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this

was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to li...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted May 12, 2007 at 10:50 PM

My New Urologist  

There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But
now a few women have entered the field.

I went to one of these female urologist for an exam. The
female doctor says, "I am going to check ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 483 views | posted Feb 3, 2007 at 10:57 PM

Back 'ome  
things in Ohio can be a blast, especially since I moved here from London,

We have condoms called Jiffys (Jiffylube?)
We also have Virgin condoms, as well as virgin cola, thanks to good old Mr. Bra...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 219 views | posted Feb 1, 2007 at 12:02 AM

Badbrit strikes again  
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions:
Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here"
Q2. W...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Jan 23, 2007 at 11:33 PM

My Honeymoon (joke)  
Very young, had the wedding, so off to Brighton for a very cheap honeymoon. (for those not English, Brighton is on the south coast of England, well renowned for this type of thing)
Got to the hotel, ...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | 228 views | posted Jan 19, 2007 at 11:08 PM

Badbrit's thought for the day  
My wife has just announced that she is giving up sex with me on religious grounds.

Apparently shes jewish and I'm a pig
5 comments | 1 kudo | 226 views | posted Jan 19, 2007 at 10:56 AM

Badbrit's funnies (4)  
A shy gentle man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the pope was on the same flight.
“This is exciting” thought the gentleman “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope, perhaps I’ll be a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 248 views | posted Jan 18, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Badbrit's funnies (3)  
After the Great Britain beer festival in London all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona says “Hey senor I would like the worlds best beer, give me a Corona”.
T...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 166 views | posted Jan 18, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Badbrit's funnies (2)  
A woman approaches a priest and tells him “Father I have a terrible problem, I have these two talking female parrots but they only know how to say one thing”
“What do they say” the priest asked
“The...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 189 views | posted Jan 18, 2007 at 11:20 AM