Seeking Women: 48 - 65
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Last Activity: > 3 months ago
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It's difficult to try to tell people about yourself. One often tries to be wildly witty or sinfully wicked, while attempting to maintain a semblance of decorum. I'm usually more comfortable enticing other people to speak about themselves. I like many, different things for many, different reasons. I don't bite my nails anymore, but do prefer nibbling on juicy, tasty morsels. My hair which incidentally is all there, is the color of dark coffee. I'm a classic movie fan who feels the B&W screen idols did a much better job of titillation with suggestive dialog, costume and lighting than contemporary celebrities do with giving it all right at you, leaving little or nothing to the imagination. I've been a bachelor all my life and a recovering alcoholic for the past 6 years. I stopped drinking and bought my computer at about the same time and in no time did it become my surrogate obsessive, compulsive behavior. I spent a lotta years sitting in bars at Happy Hour waiting for Gina Lollobrigida to sit beside me to ask for a light for her cigarette...which never happened. Ultimately it was learned that there didn't have to have a drink in me to meet members of the opposite sex. Blessed with an often curious, flirtatious manner and a somewhat eccentric, warped sense of humor, it was as if finally I had something somebody else wanted so I dove with both feet in to this on line meeting pool. I squeeze toothpaste from the bottom, always remember to put a toilet seat (and lid) down, and smoke Marlboro lights, but not in front of those who don't. I'm a passionate devotee of the oral arts, and adore osculation. For me there's much you can learn about a person from the simple but tried and true act of kissing. It's a language all its' own; either you speak it well, or you don't.
The person I would like to meet
It's kind of a personal mantra of mine that it's a wasted day when there's not been at least one thing that's made you laugh. My own wit (which some would say is not complete, that I'm a half-wit) leans heavily on the dry side, so a companion with an ability to find humor in most situations, along with a keen perception, acceptance and appreciation of the often absurd would certainly be most welcome. Adding to this wish-list would be an individual with an inventive, creative soul. Open-minded and articulate, well-versed in the almost lost art of conversation who spell-checks her on line profile before posting (they do offer one here, you know), is judicious in the use of caps (it gives the impression you're shouting), and who's close in years to myself. I feel there is simply no substitute for some of life's mutual experiences. As there are photos posted to my profile I would expect nothing less from you. Should you be enamored with status or its' various toys I'm afraid this laddie's not the one for you. Webcams don't do anything for me, either. If however there's a certain comfort level you feel most relaxed with in a companion or partner, then let the dance begin.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Photography, especially of the digital persuasion, is an activity I really enjoy. there have been places I've gone with my camera where I've lost all track of time taking pictures. Take, for instance, my first visit to Savannah....while walking around on foot I must have snapped over 250 photos in a little over three hours. A recent re-visit to the Naval Air Museum out in Pensacola yielded much the same results in quantity and pleasure.
My idea of a great date
Presuming we get to that point...it's late in the afternoon or early evening with the sun low enough on the horizon so we won't have to squint while looking at each other. The location is near enough to a shore where the ocean breeze feels like delicious waves from a body fan. Conversation, chemistry and eye contact have been at an intriguing level, captivating our attention and imaginations. It seems we both share many more commonalities than was in our profiles, and the more we talk the more mutual pleasantries we discover. Since we're so near the water we take off our shoes and wander, hand-in-hand, making closely paired foot prints in the dunes, ultimately losing all track of time.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I've been a bachelor all my life. Draw what conclusions from that you will (most everybody does).
What is your fantasy vacation?
It would involve deliciously warm breezes, waterfalls and a minimum of clothing.
What is your academic background?
I went to college. An art school in Manhattan as a matter of fact. That was many, many moons ago.
What do you find attractive in people?
I'm a lifelong sucker for a smile. For me, there's nothing as immediately contagious in a positive sorta way as the oftentimes overlooked, ordinary expression of a smile.
Comfortable conversation with the wearer of said smile afterwards is like icing on the cake!
What do others do that irritate you?
When others are inattentive and inconsiderate.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm often quick to judge. Gotta keep reminding myself of the biblical passage: "judge not, lest you be judged"
I know; we all do it.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What would it take to get you to reply to this message?
Describe your physique.
Though it may sound cliched, I've a pretty much average build. Being a Reservist had much to do with weight control; they'll kick you out if you're a fatty.
I will admit that at my current age there ain't no f-ing way I'm ever gonna be able to wear size 28 trousers again!
What do you do well sexually?
I'm gonna plead the 5th on this. I don't like to give the impression I'm skilled or gifted or have it appear that I'm tooting my own horn.
Besides, I'd much rather it be a delightful surprise!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
They'd kick me out of the guys club if I didn't first admit to loving to be fellated.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
She's often fantasized about having a stirrup in the house; the kind at the gynecologist's...... He helps her up on it, making sure she's comfortable, not squeezed or scrunched in any position. He ties her hands loosely to the table with furry, fuzzy restraints on her wrists, adding an atmosphere of impending peril. She feels completely safe and protected but allows the illusion of being vulnerable, just to add to her excitement and to his. He begins...first he removes her shoes, left, then right. She's wearing a skirt in anticipation of her 'examination'. His soft palm and fingers trace a path starting from her Achilles tendon up the back of her calves. She feels the heat building already, low in her body, nectars are beginning to flow. His hands loiter a while at the backs of her knees then purposely wander the length of her thighs to her buttocks, where the tips of his fingers find their dimple and hook under the hose's elastic waistband, establishing a position for ultimate, cautious almost lethargic removal. There hadn't been a snag on her nylons from his fingernails going up and there's not a hint of a scratch on the path down. When he pauses for a moment to make absolute eye contact with her, his eyes are almost liquid with lust. He asks once again if she feels ill at ease or anxious in any way. It's all she can do to speak to let him know she wants him to go on. "Yes," she breathes and communicates 'please' with eyes full of desire. He becomes so entranced by the color, curve and style of the panties she wore - for him. She can't help but smile at his complete distraction with them. A grin creases his mouth, he licks his upper lip and removes her panties in the same premeditated fashion as he did her sheer stockings. (continued in Free Space, below)
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
I'll never forget the first time I'd been blindfolded...the same woman also applied soft, mild restraints to me. She knew from what she was doing. I am eternally grateful to her for that experience.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Not a one! Clean as a whistle.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I wouldn't mind sticking with one special person if the right woman came along.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
And what marvelous of wonders treats his vision but a delicate, auburn, trimmed, tufted triangle of gossamer; glistening already in anticipation. To the womanhood in front of him he gives his total, undivided attention. At first, he hovers slowly with his head and chin, like a bird of prey over the area. Her body is electrified and strains toward him on its own. He is altering his focus on differing details of this sumptuous feast before him. She can feel his eyes touch her and the pulsing between her legs causes them to open to him even more. Again he slowly begins hovering; long, deliberate, circular strokes with...a feather. Almost imperceptibly, his breath whispers on the insides of her thighs, gradually increasing in velocity and intensity. She's becoming even more moist...ripe, pink, then wet.... and she whimpers and shudders with the intense, excruciating passion of it.
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