I'm done
Today was my last day in the army. Think about it. Today, I no longer have to worry about a bomb blowing up my car. I can smoke illegal items if I so choose. I no longer have to worry about my boss ...More...
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posted May 4, 2008 at 3:50 AM
The Paratrooper
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the para- troopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and ...More...
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posted Apr 9, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Abandonware
I love old computer games! I've repeatedly been called old-minded by most of my friends, but I consider it a compliment. The new way in which this is coming out of me is that I recently discovered aba...More...
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posted Apr 7, 2008 at 3:01 AM
I am a right bastard.
I was talkig to a highschool friend of mine on the phone today. We we good pals for a long time and were catching up when he started talking about an event that has made me feel bad for years. So I th...More...
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2 kudos |
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posted Apr 3, 2008 at 5:55 PM
The day that pissed me off.
For those who don't know. I'm in a wounded warrior unit. It's a unit designed for soldiers who've sustained injuries that prevents them from returning to active duty, and allows us to get treatment be...More...
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4 kudos |
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posted Mar 31, 2008 at 9:23 PM
Rules for an evil overlord.
Don't know if this has been posted before, but it's good for a chuckle.
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts...More...
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0 kudos |
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posted Mar 30, 2008 at 12:13 AM
Flame warrior! a joke
(tried to post this last night, but I think the connection messed up)

With all the flame wars ...More...
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1 kudo |
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posted Mar 25, 2008 at 8:49 AM
Fat kids
I was so bored this morning that I decided to take a shift at the ER here on post. I'll be damned if a 13 year old kid came in with a laceration that weighed more than I do. I was doing the usual deal...More...
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1 kudo |
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posted Mar 24, 2008 at 4:26 PM
Ouch, my eye!
Ouch, my eye! I found this in my journal from Iraq and I thought it was worth a chuckle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...More...
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1 kudo |
277 views |
posted Mar 22, 2008 at 9:25 PM
A date with a sponge
Yup, a couple of weeks ago, old Aslag was set up on a blind date by a friend who I'm going to beat to death with my cane when he comes back from leave, which should be tomorrow. I must relate this sto...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 at 5:04 PM
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