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aslag
29-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 21 - 60
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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I'm done  
Today was my last day in the army. Think about it. Today, I no longer have to worry about a bomb blowing up my car. I can smoke illegal items if I so choose. I no longer have to worry about my boss ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 382 views | posted May 4, 2008 at 3:50 AM

The Paratrooper  
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the para-
troopers. He went though the standard training, completed
the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and
...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Apr 9, 2008 at 11:41 PM

Abandonware  
I love old computer games! I've repeatedly been called old-minded by most of my friends, but I consider it a compliment. The new way in which this is coming out of me is that I recently discovered aba...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 303 views | posted Apr 7, 2008 at 3:01 AM

I am a right bastard.  
I was talkig to a highschool friend of mine on the phone today. We we good pals for a long time and were catching up when he started talking about an event that has made me feel bad for years. So I th...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 358 views | posted Apr 3, 2008 at 5:55 PM

The day that pissed me off.  
For those who don't know. I'm in a wounded warrior unit. It's a unit designed for soldiers who've sustained injuries that prevents them from returning to active duty, and allows us to get treatment be...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | 397 views | posted Mar 31, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Rules for an evil overlord.  
Don't know if this has been posted before, but it's good for a chuckle.

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 287 views | posted Mar 30, 2008 at 12:13 AM

Flame warrior! a joke  
(tried to post this last night, but I think the connection messed up)



With all the flame wars ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 224 views | posted Mar 25, 2008 at 8:49 AM

Fat kids  
I was so bored this morning that I decided to take a shift at the ER here on post. I'll be damned if a 13 year old kid came in with a laceration that weighed more than I do. I was doing the usual deal...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 311 views | posted Mar 24, 2008 at 4:26 PM

Ouch, my eye!  
Ouch, my eye!
I found this in my journal from Iraq and I thought it was worth a chuckle.
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16 comments | 1 kudo | 326 views | posted Mar 22, 2008 at 9:25 PM

A date with a sponge  
Yup, a couple of weeks ago, old Aslag was set up on a blind date by a friend who I'm going to beat to death with my cane when he comes back from leave, which should be tomorrow. I must relate this sto...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted Mar 16, 2008 at 5:04 PM

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