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antipode13
27-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 45
Canton, Georgia
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Couple looking for a female friend

About myself
We are a couple looking for a female to befriend and have some naughty fun with from time to time. If you get the meaning of the screen name, awesome for you. We chose that because we pretty much are direct opposites of each other - I am a short female, where he is a tall male. Made sense while we were a bit drunk, so yeah haha. Anyway, I will be checking the page most often but I put the gender as male to keep creepy dudes away. I've had that happen on a few sites before and it gets irritating when you have no interest in them. Not trying to sound whiny or complain there or anything, just saying, if you're a guy looking to get laid - you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm plenty satisfied as far as men go.

Anyway, as I was saying about us being a couple (I tend to ramble sometimes, sorry!)...I am a 23 year old very bicurious female. I'm around 4'10, curvy but not BBW or anything like that - just large breasts (36DD), I've got a cute little dent to my waist, and as worded by other people "a nice booty" haha. I've got (dyed) red, curly hair and really pretty hazel eyes. He is a 30 year old male around 6 feet tall and he's a big guy - not really fat, just a big guy - broad shoulders, broad hips, he really looks like he missed his calling as a football player as far as his size goes. He also has a lot of tattoos (I think either 9 or 10 in total), and quite a few piercings as well. We're both a little bit goth in style (not Hot Topic goths, screw those people). What I mean by that is skulls, grim reapers, baggy black cargo pants - not into the whole black lipstick weirdness or anything like that. I mean I wear black nail polish when it matches my clothing, but that's about it. But as far as style goes, for the most part, he can usually be seen in something a bit more business casual because of his job, where I'm more of a t-shirt & jeans kind of person.

The person I would like to meet
Looking for a discrete, intelligent, drama/disease free female. Someone who can be comfortable just hanging out having a drink or two and watching a movie or playing a video game. We're pretty nerdy, so we're looking for someone with similar interests as far as that goes - video games, computers, just technology in general, really. This suggests that I mention values - religion/morals don't really matter so much, as long as you don't kick puppies for fun or eat babies and asparagus for dinner or anything like that - not that there's anything wrong with asparagus or anything - just no cannibals please. The biggest thing about this really is to not be a loud, obnoxious drama queen. Between the two of us, we've known way too many people like that in our lives and have no interest in that.

About my work
His job is much more hectic than mine, I'm sure. I'm just a part-time cashier in a retail store. He does internet tech support, so when your internet connection goes nuts and you can't get online, you may talk to him at some point. Work is very important to us both, it's a big reason we're looking for discretion with this - we live in a small town and we both work in very busy places where we deal with a lot of people. What I enjoy about my job, mostly is my co-workers. I love the people I work with, and I've been at this store long enough to have regular shoppers that come through my line and know me by name (like I said, it's a small town, haha). I enjoy seeing happy customers, and when I get the opportunity - I love working in our electronics department. I know a lot about things there and I can actually make informed suggestions on big ticket items (tv's, video game systems, dvd players, etc.) to the customers there. What he enjoys about his work is definitely not the drive there, haha. It isn't very far, but it's a very busy, dangerous stretch of road and he hates the drive. As far as the job itself, he likes it and the people he works with.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
For fun we like watching movies, playing video games, reading (mostly fantasy or horror), joking around about the zombie apocalypse or talking smack at each other with no real threat behind it ("i might just kick your ass tonight" "yeah midget i'd like to see you try!" kind of thing...), "that's what she said" jokes, he has a little 50cc scooter he likes to ride - I stay off of it because I don't wanna fall off of it - even though it only goes like 40mph. We like to go shooting for target practice - I'm a terrible shot, but it's a fun thing to do. He has quite a few guns, and I'm about to buy my first one.

My idea of a great date
Just someone who knows how to have a good time without causing any drama. Maybe dinner, drinks, a little bit of music or a movie, and if things go well enough maybe some fun in the bedroom.

What is your academic background?
Both of us ended up getting a GED instead of a diploma for different, but similar reasons - our high schools sucked is the main idea of it really. We've both been through some college, but not enough to really brag about or anything. I've got a diploma for website design that's pretty much useless because I only know the basics, and he was in the same program at the same college a few years before me, but didn't finish because he found out what a terrible job market there is for web designers.

What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence is a big one. So is confidence - not being cocky, but just having self-confidence. As far as looks, we both find a woman with curves to be very attractive - not saying someone less curvy is less attractive or anything like that though.

What do you do well sexually?
I have a lot of confidence in my oral skills (on men). As far as with females, never really done more than kissing, fingering, and licking/sucking on one girl's breasts, but I know what I like, and that a lot of other females enjoy the same things so I'm confident in my ability to please a woman. He does a lot of great things sexually (on women - he's got no interest in men). He performs oral on me like a fucking God. It's amazing but he doesn't do it very often because he has an issue with breathing through his nose...anyway, just sex in general he's amazing at. Usually I get 4-7 orgasms out of it...in less than an hour. The way he's shaped hits the g-spot just perfectly, and he's thick and it just feels so good...

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like receiving oral - especially if you've got a tongue ring. That little bead does amazing things to the clit. I also like a little bit of abuse - nothing major really, just some dirty talk (being called whore, slut, dirty, naughty...) and being spanked. And once in a while, being tied up. He likes receiving oral as well - lick from about mid-thigh, up the balls, up the underside of his cock and he twitches and groans a little bit. Having two girls go down on him at once is a big turn-on sexually for him as well. He likes to be the one in control during sex - not necessarily dominating or abusive or anything, just giving orders on what he wants done and being in control of it. He also likes when a girl is on top and can turn around on his cock to where she's facing away from him - he says that feels really good to turn around like that.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Looking really more to play for a while or to have a long-term adult relationship.

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