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Silly and intelligent... Silligent?
I'm kinda weird. I'm a smart-ass, but try not to be negative. The world contains enough negativity! I don't watch television unless it's something available on Netflix, etc. I'm into listening to music, playing disc golf, and comp. programming (hobbyist level). I like to draw, but it has to happen by itself; if I try to draw, nothing really happens! As such, most of my drawings end up being drawn on receipts or scraps of paper.
The person I would like to meet
I would like to meet an older lady to take my virginity, preferably in a rough, vigorous, messy way! Call me a weirdo, but I've always been attracted to more mature women. *You're a weirdo!!* Yeah, maybe, but I know what I like, and I'm okay with that.
I'm attracted to smart-asses, because I am one.
About my work
My job is menial and quite lame.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Listening to music ("music", NOT "Lil Wayne", "Justin Bieber", screaming-asshole-metal, cock-rock [eg. Theory Of A HinderBack], derpstep, etc.), like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, etc.; music made by actual musicians. I also greatly appreciate humorous music of almost any sort, but don't really tend to listen to it very often. I'm also into playing Disc Golf, but I'm not very good at it. I play video games from time to time, but don't set aside asinine amounts of my day just to do so.
My idea of a great date
Just hanging out, making smart-ass (not mean, but witty) comments about things, listening to music, Disc Golfing (doesn't matter how much better or worse you are than me!), I don't know. I'm not very conventional, and don't really date. Movies are good, as long as the movie is actually good. I am a sucker for theme parks, too.
What is your fantasy vacation?
To the International Space Station, which has just added a full-scale operational replica of Cedar Point... you know, I wonder if you can really do a roller-coaster in zero-G...
What is your academic background?
Changed my major several too many times in college, so i ended up getting an AA degree in liberal arts.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I honestly don't remember!
What do you find attractive in people?
Silliness, smile, and eyes, roughly in that order.
What do others do that irritate you?
Being overtly negative.
What do you think is your best quality?
That would probably be my sense of humor. The answer to this question is not sarcastic. :P
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd give myself the innate ability to attract women and high-paying job offers without trying.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
If you'd be interested in taking the aforementioned virginity!
Describe your physique.
Stocky. Pudgy, even. Strong legs, somewhat weak arms.
What do you do well sexually?
I would love for you to help me discover the answer to this question!!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'm equal-opportunity, see previous question.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
IMPORTANT! I want to lose my virginity to a beautiful, mature woman!!!!
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Nothing serious, unless it happens that way. So, temporary. at least. :P
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