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just itching for someone with a little imagination
I DONT CAM
I DONT DO ONE NIGHT STANDS
I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR SLAVE
I'm afraid I am looking for a kindred spirit on here, not just sex. Some people might say that I'm in the wrong place, but I believe in covering all my bases, and I am a sexual person. I like to talk about sex, I like to try new things and do kinky things.
Looking for both men and women. I'm more likely to have an unattached, sexual relationship with a woman than with a man. I'm not interested in couples, and I'm not interested in one night stands. I'm practial about relationships and I dont expect (and prolly dont want) love. [i]I'm looking for something that will last a while and is a friendship first, sex second.[/i]
I like classic rock; indie, cult classic and B movies; urban and contemporary fantasy books, some sci-fi. I like doing stuff outdoors like hiking, camping and canoeing.
While I get paid to serve people food, I would like to be a writer. RIght now I'm focusing on short stories and several novel-length projects, but I think it would be cool to write for the stage as well. Genres I like to focus on include comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, romance, and erotica. The latter is the only genre I've been published in.
The person I would like to meet
Someone who's interested in what I have to say, and likes the same things I do. I like creative ppl and funny people, but not goofy funny.
I usually date a few years older than myself, but I'm NOT INTERESTED in anyone more than about 10 or 12 years older than me. Seriously, unless you are Johnny Depp, dont even bother. I don't date younger than 23.
I only want to date in my own area. The only time I will consider an online relationship is with people in Houston or NYC. This purely for travel reasons. My best friend lives in Houston, so I can go stay with her if things dont work out, and I'm trying to meet ppl who live in NYC so I have a place to crash when I go on vacation there.
Stuff I DONT like:
Cat allergies, conservatives, highly religious people, unintelligent ppl, drinkers, smokers.
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About my work
I hate my job, but it's just until I finish school. the worst part is the impractical hours--11 to 8.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
write, cruise the internet, netflix movies, thrift shopping, reading, going to drag shows, dancing (but i'm not good at it).
My idea of a great date
Easy and comfortable conversation.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Fantasy vacations are not so much about *where* they are but the length. The idea of spending a whole month or summer in a house on the beach thrills me to death.
What is your academic background?
I'm going to school for a degree in English. After that I'm looking at a masters in either creative writing or library sciences. It's a long process though, as I can only afford to go to school part time.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went to NYC last summer. It was raining and cold the entire time but I loved it. New York is my favorite city and I would love to live there one day.
What do you find attractive in people?
As far as looks are concerned I like natural blond for guys, natural red for women. Big noses are appealing. My dream is to date someone shorter than me, but I know how unlikely that is.
When I'm talking to someone I want to hear opinions or ideas that most people would not have. Are they free thinkers, do they feel the same way I do about certain subjects?
What do others do that irritate you?
spend too much on clothes
play video games excessively
highlight their hair
goths and emos
guys who wear sandals
talking about sports
sexism and racism
What do you think is your best quality?
I'd like to say its my glowing and effervecent personality, but that would be a lie.
If you asked my friends about me they would probably tell you that I'm one of the more *interesting* people they've ever met.
Oh yeah, and I got red hair (yes, the curtains match the carpet) and nice boobs.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Sometimes I wish I wasnt so uptight, which I think comes from being the oldest in a family where my father was irresponsible and my mother was always depressed. I'm a pleaser and I follow the rules, and I wish I didnt feel like I had to all the time.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you like cats?
Describe your physique.
I've been trying to diet, but I will never be a small girl. I have a large chest and big hips, and my fat is never going to completely go away. I'm a 14, but I think I would be happy with myself if I could get down to a size 10.
On the other hand, you'd never think I weigh as much as I do, as I carry myself well and I know how to dress. I've never had anyone complain about my naked form, so if you like *real* women, I think I'm in pretty good shape.
What do you do well sexually?
Guys like the way I eat bananas and girls like the way I eat yogurt without a spoon.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'm not an overly orgasmic person, so various toys and *ahem* extreame measures must usually be applied to get me off.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I just dont want a relationship that is based purely on sex. I want to know someone a while before I'll sleep with them, and I want us to have something else in common. I dont do one-night stands and I don't do short flings. I want something that's going to last a while, even if it doesnt lead to love and happily ever after.
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