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Interview with a horse whisperer
NPR has a virtual conversation with Ms. Ladybug,
the flamboyant, Black 64 year old C.E.O. of H.O.S.S.
(House-Horse Owners of South San Francisco) located in the East Bay Hills of California..
NPR: What do you have with you today, Miss Ladybug?
Ms. Ladybug: I've brought with me three of my favorite horses, the spotted one is Peaches she's a sweet Paint hybrid, her legs have yet to "come down", so she "glides" where others prance; then there's -- another favorite pony, Tony, an Abyssinian, and
there's Josie over there whose a Falabella.
I hand-picked these horses according to their temperament and confidence level that they exhibit when interacting with me--chemistry is everything, y'know!
NPR: Well, rumor has it that you are an expert with the sling-shot--what do you use it for?
Ladybug: Well, there's guys who wanna cam, have phone sex, send sex messagaes and long distance pests--I shoot 'em in the ass with it!
NPR: So, tell me--are you a real cowgirl?
Ladybug: No, I don't have cows, I have horses, however I may be a semi wild-girl (wink) but I'm a woman, not a girl........and a lady.
NPR: So, Ms. Ladybug, you continue to ride at your "mature" age where other women choose not to?
Ladybug: Well, hell yeah! 'specially since I still enjoy "something nice" between my legs, I think if I have
the passion and lust for doing it, why shouldn't I?!!!!
NPR: Well, I tend to agree with that, absolutely!
Aladybug: Times 'bout up so I'll say one more thing which is: Just because I'm on this site does not give anyone a license to write nasty or crude things as an introduction of themselves.
NPR: And that makes sense to me, too! Thank you for your time!
The person I would like to meet
A "part-time" lover for reliable and dependable intimate times that
shall bring us together on an "as necessary" basis for NSA safe
fun. It can be an on-going situation if we both agree.
NO long distance stuff, cybersex, CAM, phone sex, picture tradin'--no penpals--none o that!
I am not a cougar and I do not commute for sex.
About my work
I am retired.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Have a hissy fit, or sometimes a conniption.
My idea of a great date
eating cookies, and drinking milk with you.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
What is your academic background?
What do you find attractive in people?
confidence, passion, lust, imagination, ability to communicate, being candid, sense of humor.
I like it when my ad is understood, and complied with!
What do others do that irritate you?
Men who write for phone sex, cybersex, CAM, swapping pictures, stuff such as that! I am NOT here seeking a penpal, nor do I travel for sex, and don't expect anyone else to, either.
I do not answer winks, blinks, stares, smiles, nervous tics, nods, and don't "holla" at me, I ain't no "holla back" girl!
Or ask me if I like "younger men?".
When someone writes WITHOUT reading this first, irritates the hell outta me!
What do you think is your best quality?
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Being too real.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you close enough so that we may meet in person in several days?
Yes? that's good!
No? then, what's your point in you writing me?
Describe your physique.
I'm an oldie but a goodie; and I am a woman, not a girl.
Built for comfort, not for speed. and
I am at peace with myself in every way!
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I can ONLY cum by having my pussy licked, so my partner has to enjoy doing this!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I practice safe sex, with no exceptions!
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
That depends on YOU and how we get along
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I am a mature under-cover bad girl, abundantly endowed with a devilish mind and precious spirit, saucy, sensuous and unique. Lots of fun to get to know, easy to please.
I am not a teacher looking for a student, so, if you know what you are doing, it's a good thing for both of us.
I am not here to amuse you with chat, cam or pictures, so don't ask.
****Please be available to meet publically within several days of contact*****
and......I am NOT a cougar.
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