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I always wondered if headlines actually work
Normally this is a long well edited profile but it's due for a edit so I'm pulling it for now.
The person I would like to meet
Really I'm just here for the blogs and a few existing friends that hang out on here.
About my work
Screw work I want fun :) No seriously I like working but I'm not here to work so I'm not going to talk about it.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Lets see, I cook, garden, collect useless stuff, take things apart, put things back together, read, make messes, chase my cat, tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue, play my flute (the silver kind not the one made of skin), lalalala ok so that was the boring list version. And still that’s not all I do but I just don't feel up to typing it all right now.
My idea of a great date
Hehe I know this sounds gay as hell but I love when women take me shopping with them especially at clothing shops. Some of it is that I get a kick out of picking out things for them to try on. I really like pretending that I’m a total scamp of a fashion designer while doing it. So yes I will make you come out and show me each piece and spin around for me. I sometimes think I have a fabric fetish because I can’t resist touching everything. Cashmere has to be one of my favorites... Hmm I wonder if I could get away with having sex inside a clothing rack. Anyway it can be quite the sight when I get on a roll with it. Just don’t trust me with pushing the shopping cart around a supermarket unless you feel like picking up the stacked cans with me after I race around like a maniac knocking things over. And of course you will end up spending twice as much as you planned on spending because you will like the stuff I pick out. Even if I don’t spend a lot of cash on clothing for myself; doesn’t mean I can’t have expensive taste. Did I mention I like shiny things too :)
I'm a total believer in that the people make the place and not the other way around.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Being abducted by a race of Amazon like female aliens that want to use me as breeding stock…
What is your academic background?
I got my high school diploma by filling out the inside of a matchbook. Hehe j/k
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I can't remember it so I guess it was good. Actually its just been a while since I had a real vacation.
What do you find attractive in people?
I find myself attractive while in people, also just about anything else that fits would probably attract my attention. Also a heart beat, oh and maybe having all their organs in the right places. And um good strong teeth. Ya teeth are good otherwise you have to make all your food with a blender and that can get messy. Not that I don’t like messy things but I’d rather be able to serve them dinner on plate rather then in a glass. Yep that’s what I like…
Truly I find lots of things attractive a good sense of humor from the perverted to playful all the way down to classical corniness is a great attribute. Friendliness, compassion, selflessness, and honesty sincerity are just a few of the many virtues that I find attractive. I’m strange though as I find some major character flaws very attractive. I try not to judge people though by singular factors of their personality since we are often immensely more complex then that.
What do others do that irritate you?
They are born (Aberlour cackles as he prances off around the room with a traffic cone on his head.) Ummm ya… The main two would have to be lying and manipulation and general acts of selfish living.
Oh and the other thing that really bothers me especially on here are people that don’t fill out their profile. Seriously how hard is it to write a decent paragraph or two to give someone a clue if they want to know you or not?
Ooo ooo ooo I got a new one people that use the word bitches in reference to any and all women. That really gets my goat too.
What do you think is your best quality?
Oh that’s a toss up between being a sweetheart and being able to unhook a double hooked bra with my mouth.. Though I hear people really like my ass too but I can't turn my neck around that far to get a good look. :p
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
To be able to wake up with the use of only 1 alarm clock. That would be so nice.. Let’s see what else I would be willing to part with procrastination yep I would change that in a heart beat too. Too many things to do to little time what can I say. Oh one of the other things I would change would be my frequent yes but mentality too. Yep that would be nice but I like that trait it makes me think more about things before doing them… heh... Ok so I know it only asked for one but what cha going to do about it.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Take your pick if you so need a suggestion:
Do you mind sleeping on the wet spot?
Top, bottom or should we flip a coin?
If you cloned yourself would you have sex with your clone?
To be tied up or to tie up?
Ever try to do it while standing on your head?
If I were drunk would I regret answering this email in the morning?
If I said I like buttons what would you give me to press?
If I were to spank you what would you say afterward?
If you woke up one morning and had a prehensile tail what would you do with it?
If I passed out next to you at the end of a long night would I wake up with all my organs intact?
Whip cream or chocolate sauce?
If suddenly with out merit wanted to dress you up as a bunny rabbit and feed you my carrot what would you say?
If we were sitting outside on a cold winter night and my hands got cold what would you do?
Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot using only your mouth?
Would you let me pluck your unibrow with my teeth?
I’ll add some more later…
Describe your physique.
Better then a canned ham. Really though unless you really like ham it’s just not going to compare. Plus I got those really cute back dimples right above my fine ass.
What do you do well sexually?
Oh I do a lot well, but you have to get me naked and wanting you before you find out exactly which things that is.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I'd have to say my favorite thing to do is 69ing. There’s just something about the mutual expression of oral gratification that is so much more pleasing then just giving or getting oral sex.
I’d have to say a close second would be when your first with someone and the nervous excitement of the situation causes their palms to glisten with sweat the moist but textual feel of it is just impossible to duplicate as people grow more secure with one other.
Oh and kissing thats up there too I have a bit of an oral fixation.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
This is one of those easy ones…
I would like a woman for my face and another for my cock and another for my right hand and another for my left hand. I suppose there could potentially be room for two more but that might be stretching it a bit much for the last two... hmmm what wonderful mental images :)
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Some threesomes and some moresomes, some sensory deprivation, some bondage, I could go on but I won’t for now.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
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