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Arlington, Virginia
United States
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A Somewhat Inane and Ridiculous Blog  
Alrighty then!!

I was feeling some what cranky today (anyone that mentions or thinks PMS gets a virtual bitch slap ) and I wanted to share with the world.

Mostly because I a...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 376 views | posted Jan 30, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Live! Live! Live! (blow job joke and short message)  
Okay so, one of my favorite movies is Mame. In any form. Auntie Mame the 1958 version with Rosalind Russell (the best ) or Mame the musical with Lucille Ball. Doesn't matter I love it!!

One b...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 487 views | posted Jan 29, 2008 at 1:30 AM

Monday Moans--Jokes  
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 344 views | posted Jan 28, 2008 at 4:45 PM

Sunday Morning Music  
Since I am still awake I've decided music is the answer..........to what you say???

To everything that ails you Yep , that's right. Play the right song and you will feel better.

LOL Play...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 352 views | posted Jan 27, 2008 at 9:00 AM

Technology is amazing!! -- Joke  
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Jan 25, 2008 at 1:21 AM

"Everybody's Fucking But Me" a theme song  
So I first heard this song a few years ago at a Drag Queen Brunch in DC.
And after I got over the fact that she(he) looked better than most of the women there.
Including me and my friends.
I real...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 539 views | posted Jan 21, 2008 at 8:39 PM

Some Dirty Old Jokes  
Sophie Tucker was a vaudeville star. A cross between the sex-minded Mae West and the homely Fanny Brice. Sophie's jokes relied on aggressive sexual innuendo and her audience loved her.
Bette Midler h...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 389 views | posted Jan 14, 2008 at 12:13 AM

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