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Xien607
61-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 55
Presque Isle, Maine
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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East Vs West It Doesn't Work  
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East Assignment.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 309 views | posted Mar 8, 2009 at 5:56 PM

HOLY EMAIL  


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he tol...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 278 views | posted Mar 8, 2009 at 8:32 AM

A New Mailbox  
Need a place for your Bills?

7 comments | 0 kudos | 221 views | posted Mar 7, 2009 at 10:17 AM

The Other Stall  
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,

I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, h...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 225 views | posted Mar 7, 2009 at 9:14 AM

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY  


After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't w...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 243 views | posted Mar 3, 2009 at 1:47 PM

PMS  
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 267 views | posted Mar 1, 2009 at 5:47 PM

Cultures  
Do you think Poverty is a Culture?
12 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Feb 28, 2009 at 3:49 PM

Tractor for Sale  
All my stocks and bonds are gone.

This is all I have left, and I'm forced to sell it !!!

To Buy beans and bacon for the table this Winter!

FOR SALE
JOHN DEERE


http:...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | 255 views | posted Feb 26, 2009 at 5:40 PM

The Women Should Enjoy this One :)  
Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Wednesday, March 18, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 193 views | posted Feb 26, 2009 at 2:25 PM

I just find this Amusing !!  
Our Newly found President should really stay with his script.

Is he the only American that doesn't realize that we do not have 57 States in America or that Henry Ford did not invent the Automobile?
8 comments | 0 kudos | 230 views | posted Feb 25, 2009 at 12:47 PM

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