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56-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 39 - 78
Middletown, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Aquarius Aquarius
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Discernment,, 52DDS & 169 IQ: Impress ME!!

About myself
Goody Two Shoes Hedonist, happens to want LONGTERM love, even marriage eventually. I want the kind of sex life inside a committed relationship that others only dream about. I honestly seek someone who DOESN'T make excuses, EXPECTS a modicum of mistakes and CHOOSES to OFFER love and sex without whining, shaming or being manipulative about it.

(ADMIT IT: Trust AND Lust gotta BOTH show up for LTRs to work...Who REALLY CARES which shows up FIRST?)

Folks say I'm the smartest girl they know: I joke that "I can get LAID, I just can't get LOVED". I WANT BOTH, and offer it. Nowadays, however, I live in a close-knit community where exploring my sexual self and sharing, trusting, building a relationship nearly ALWAYS results in gossip.

7/13: 67lbs lost, men cant keep up with me these days. Still got curves & a low tolerance for excuses...the BEST in us should NEVER change.

I DO want someone who can be TRULY PROUD of me, and I can be proud of THEM: it's about time I GOT LOVED TOO: Hoping someone will want to really bring out the fullness of the woman I am, and delight in what I offer.

The person I would like to meet
Want a longterm relationship, realize they're only as healthy as the sickest person in them. Have been mildly curious about a threesome with a woman involved but am concerned about too many egoes and ANYONES feelings getting in the way (I want to push past fear-based limitations but have no intention of doing anything life-threatening or risking well-being). I'm seeking SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY from the start....and DEFINITE cohabitation and my LAST PARTNER. Life is a journey, I want to SHARE LIFE, NOT BE someones life. If interested LET'S DO THIS; pass on contact information and prove you're real when doing so.

5ft 8in or taller; Caucasian, Native American or Eastern European. I tend to like older folks but would equally love a younger one who'd be devoted to me as I would be to him. Prefer a nonsmoker, light or nondrinker. NO MARRIED OR SEPARATED, unless you can host and there won't be any drama about it..

'No anger management issues, no jail time, no kids small enough to affect actiing on desire.

NOTE: I'm looking at 2-3 emails, a phone call or 2 and THEN meeting. If we satisfy each other a time or 2, I HOPE to go monogamous. IF YOU AREN'T READY TO MEET, DON'T WASTE MY TIME. Delaying gratification is self-harming, NOT attractive or considerate. INITIALLY, MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE, but until we're confident and bonded as a couple, I'd prefer to meet OTHER than my small town (I want to relocate anyway).

I especially seek someone who can get monogamous without angst, meet at whatever frequency works for us, socialize publically with each other and our work and business.

About my work
Flexible schedule, mainly done via computer. Nothing stops me from traveling.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Movies, dinner out, cook, music, museums, sporting events. I can find a dozen free things locally to do on any given day, just don't have someone to share it all with.

My idea of a great date
What leaves us wanting more and being unable to imagine anyone better for us.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Sorry-I don't kiss and tell.
All I'll say is that I was abused over 20yrs ago, have mostly gotten past it but am simply afraid to trust each others word. ACTIONS GET TO ME, words don't.

What is your fantasy vacation?
TransContinental Train trip through Canada.

What is your academic background?
(I have a 169IQ and 52DD breasts...which do YOU thiink enters a room first, lol)?

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went to a nudist colony (naturist) for a free weekend. Loved it.

What do you find attractive in people?
Good sense of humor, large chest (male or female), clean, great manners, sincere about wanting someone.

What do others do that irritate you?
Lie, be indiscreet, kiss and tell, engage in anything that could get one arrested, have poor hygeine..

What do you think is your best quality?
Searing honesty. As a friend says, "There's a difference between RIGOROUS honesty and BRUTAL honesty"...That's the difference between constructive, potentially growth-inspiring honesty and abuse...

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'd be willing to put my photo up, be unashamed of my sexuality and responses.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
How soon can we meet if we like each other after a first phone call?

Describe your physique.
52DD, short, large ass. I'm a BBW, less manic than the Energizer Bunny but with endurance that'lll make you proud.

What do you do well sexually?
Swallow and suck everything, play with nipples. My particular fondness (that seemed to earn me the accusation that I'm romantic, lol) is something I do with a mans testicles...VERY memorable, and it's left the few men who I've shared it with speechless and near tears of joy.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I'd like a healthy marriage,

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Mile High Club member 9x. I love to travel!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Got a Health Certificate-no problems

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Longterm monogamy, possibly with occasional playmate third. I want old fashioned with spice!

Free Space. Say anything you want!
7/13: READY FOR A LOVER, HOPEFULLY LEADING TO PERMANENT. TRUST IS CRITICAL, ACHING FOR SOMEONE SO LOCAL WE GET DAILY OR MORE OFTEN SEX/ lovemaking. BE ROMANTIC, BE DRUG FREE & READY FOR PERMANENT ASAP. My photos are available; I'm in the public eye, so I don't want to show my pix to the masses. If truly interested, the sooner you send me your telephone number, the sooner we can get on with creating the love and sex life of a lifetime. I AM LOOKING TO RELOCATE, have lived in 3 countries, have an active passport. LETS MAKE SOMETHIN HAPPEN.

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