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I Used to be Disgusted, Now I'm Just Amused
4/13/13 I am retired living among the evergreen woods middle Missouri with my daughter and grandson. It is a lot like being married minus the sex and bitching. I'll take that trade off any day!!!
For a year I was in a dying, seedy, boring farm town of 10,000 (the county seat), Mexico. In November my daughter left her husband and we moved to a relatively affluent rural suburb of Columbia. It has over 100,000 people and is home to Missouri University. It is the liberal bastion of the state.
I can leave my home nestled in the evergreen forest and be at anyplace I want with a myriad of choices for shopping, dining, drinking in 15 minutes. I blend in with a lot of the old hippies with long white beards and hair [e18]
For those of you who consider it a social disease, I am a smoker, but house broken. Thank you for reading this and if I pique your interest, expanded perspectives are in my blog posts, particularly the older ones.
While I am an open and honest guy, much of this is for amusement and nothing in here is meant to be mean. Sometimes life has a way of seeming to swallow us up and though I wish that life was Angelina Jolie, we are often orphans as society has families and friends scattered all over the map. So if we come to pass, bond, and carry on a bit further to be positives in our sojourn for a minute, an hour, a day, an orgasm (that is tongue in cheek or where ever you desire it placed), so much the better.
The person I would like to meet
4/13/13 I feel that the best way to address this issue is to say what I don’t want. We may not know what works out for us in a relationship, but we all know what doesn’t.
I am gleefully retired from day in/day out parenthood. I have no intention of living with kids.
I have no desire to meet anybody looking for me to send them money to fly here from somewhere. I also am not interested in an escort at $300.00 an hour unless she will consider a three minute contract with an option for a fourth at her going rate.
I prefer to confine the drama in my life to watching “Law and Order”. I am retired from the beating of day in/day out parenthood. The pitter patter of little feet will be that of four legged creatures.
Most anyone who has been single for a while is set in the lifestyle. I would like to meet someone who is content to do what they want without me and let me do what I want without them if it is not a shared interest. I am finding that women my age are often looking for a male clone of themselves to do things with that they enjoy. That won’t work very often, plus that is what sisters and girlfriends are for. Let me run down a scenario that sums up what often happens and why I have not dated very much the past few years:
Friday night begins the weekend with a good meal, a few drinks, and hot sex. Saturday morning produces the following conversation:
Her: Baby, what do you want to do today?
Him: Watch the game. What do you want to do?
Her: Go to the craft faire and then check out some garage sales. Do you want to go with me?
Him: No, do you want to watch the game?
I admit to being superficial and shallow on this, perhaps even hypocritical as I am not Adonis, but I am not physically attracted those that are significantly overweight.
Shared interests, compatibility, and temperament are major plusses. What represents shared interests is addressed furth
About my work
4/13/13 I am contentedly retired. In my previous work life I was a research analyst, writer, stage manager and veterans employment counsellor. I enjoyed each but don't miss any of them. My specialization as a research analyst and writer was primarily in business technology. I loved and thrived on the intellectual and creative challenges this field presented. For six years I was a veterans employment counselor. I found fulfillment in it as I got to make a positive impact on people’s lives at a pivotal point. For most of my professional life, I worked in sound, lighting, staging and event management for concerts plays and conventions. Very interesting and enriching. I have worked with six U.S. presidents and had lunch with Eric Clapton among other things. I asked myself one day if it was what I wanted to do the rest of my life and the answer was, "hell no". It did not provide intrinsic or creative fulfillment and I had accomplished all that I would. The nature of the business physically ravages the body in a field that honors the dead and buries the living. I enjoyed making a good living and having fun for a quarter of a century through the glory of rock and roll and the glamour of show business. It was simply time to explore the other sides of life in other career fields. No regrets, wouldn't have missed it for the world, but don't miss it now :)
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
4/13/13 Not as much as I should if I am on here doing this:) I may get into that later. It really depends on who I am with, where our wavelengths mesh, and what our choices are. If we are indoors, I like to multi task: for example cooking while playing backgammon with some wine and listening to music over say watching a video or DVD. I can do the latter by myself. I love playing backgammon, scrabble, and cards. I do this frequently on the computer. I am not into poker at all.
I will start receiving my social security retirement in late summer to go along with my other revenues streams. At that point I will be able to afford to do a lot more things and expand my horizons!
My idea of a great date
6/3/07 Charlize Theron on a barefoot cruise and she is paying. I yearn to enjoy the shared experiences of doing things that we don't do by ourselves. I can watch a movie by myself. Conversely, if one person wants to do something of little or no interest to the other, then they should do it with another family member or friend who is interested in it. I believe in accommodation but am not into compromise on such issues. I love interaction, so collaborating on a meal followed by backgammon over a bottle of merlot is much more my idea of a good time than dinner and a movie. I am much more Pink Floyd than George Strait in musical taste and cultural affinity. Enjoy indoor and outdoor activities. A museum every few months is cool but I prefer to pass on the craft fairs. I enjoy playing pool and get into blues for live music. Due to damaged knees, I am largely a spectator rather than a participant when it comes to sports as well as dancing. For now, I would say a great date is one that leaves a smile on our faces and a gleam in our eyes after we hug and part company for a moment or a lifetime.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
6/3/07 Married once for nine years, divorced in 1990. Her fault, my fault, everybody’s fault, nobody’s fault. There have been several other relationships before and after. Generally, these did not advance due to lacking mutual feelings of love, or the lady having high maintenance loser kids. Of course, there have been many insignificant others encountered on the road through life.
What is your fantasy vacation?
6/12/05 Go somewhere tropical like Micronesia with an orally fixated babe and there not be any insects...it does say fantasy.
What is your academic background?
MA in communications
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
4/13/13 I always go down to the Galveston area where I have several friends going back thirty years. We bill ourselves as family by choice. It is always divine as there are so many good times and memories combined with our bonding. A lot of eat, drink, and be merry with dominos, cards, trivial pursuit, football watching and occasionally fishing. I go down there two to five times a year and almost always on Thanksgiving and Memorial Day.
By late summer I anticipate having enough cash flow to do more traveling.
What do you find attractive in people?
6/20/2006 Intellect, humor, and intuition. Physically speaking I love erogenous titties that don't sag (quality over quantity) and a shaved kitty.
What do others do that irritate you?
4/13/13 I do not want to be around people that have acute anger management problems or take every disagreement personally.
I hate it when people post disinformation bullshit that they got in an email on blogs without verifying that it is true. How ignorant is that?
I also become annoyed with poor grammar and spelling. Give it some thought people and try to say something communicative.
What do you think is your best quality?
6/20/06 My ability to see multiple sides of an issue and my sense of humor.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
6/20/2006 I can get bored easily and don't really do it well. I could do with a bit more motivation in some areas as I have gotten into a comfort zone of free and easy: No drama on one hand, but nothing ventured nothing gained on the other.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
4/13/13 What do you think that we have in common. If an LTR were to develop are you willing to relocate? I am open to relocating but there are a lot of places that I would not want to live in (especially cold weather states).
Describe your physique.
4/13/13 Rearranging...when I was young I was the kid that had to run around in the shower to get wet. I would dream of being 6'2" and over 220 lbs. Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it :) I am not into working out having ravaged myself and having a hard body in my previous career, so I will forsake the gain by being content by not having the pain. Others may have the six pack and I am adjusting to my keg. A man has to comfortable in his own skin even if there is too much skin in some places.
What do you do well sexually?
6/3/07 Orally fixated. I love to suck a clit and nice titties as well as tour a woman’s body with my tongue. Perhaps I am a lesbian trapped in a male body?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
6/20/2006 Like most guys, I like my dick sucked. I get off massively if I pull out before getting off and put it in my partners mouth as she sucks. I just keep cumming that way. I also like a lot of foreplay and touching. Building things up slowly in a cycle of slowly heightening the sensual mutual experience is so synergistic and produces monster orgasms. I get off on my partner getting off.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
6/3/07 One I haven't had in reality. Ummmm, I don't think I can recall a FMF threesome where the females were actually participating on one another in a truly bi sense. Just to say I had did it, I wouldn't mind getting into a swinging situation. I have had girlfriends who would consider it at times particularly after some wine and naughtiness, but getting them to act on it in planned sense almost always led to them getting pissed off at me when I suggested it at a later point in time. Giving/receiving oral under the table in an upscale restaurant.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
6/3/07 Doing a lady anally while she does herself vaginally with a vibrator. That was one monster cum fest for both of us. But, my most memorable was from an online encounter several years ago. It involved meeting a lady in her motel room at night in the dark. Having tremendous sex with somebody I never saw was such a rush...so verboten, so foreign, so fulfilling. Giving/receiving oral while driving.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
6/20/2006 Nope. As a regular blood donor, I am checked frequently.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
6/20/2006 Open to anything. Whatever is a positive that enhances and elevates the quality of life for an evening to a lifetime, from G rated to XXX is all good. I have found that scripting things and trying to project relationships really does not work as it is best that things naturally evolve into where they should.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
6/3/07 I am not so sure that this site will produce anything, but in general, I wish all of you success in your endeavors. Be patient and don't get discouraged, boys and girls, you have to sift through a lot of broken glass to find your diamond unless you are that three hundred dollar an hour babe which kind of sucks, but so does she which may explain how she got the diamond, the airline ticket and the green card. We all do what we have to as best as we can with what we have to do it. I would like to meet a hot babe named Life. That way if life ever sucks, I will enjoy it. Thanks for taking the time to read all of this!
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