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Whales - My FAVORITE Joke  
I post this once a year for the new folks. I heard it originally from a roadie in the eighties and never saw it on the Web unless I posted it. I still laugh my ass off over it.

Two adolescent whale...More...
16 comments | 5 kudos | 643 views | posted Apr 9, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Kan U Spell - Survey  
WhiteSmoke Survey Shows Adults Cannot Spell Everyday Words - They Blame Cell Phones

Scripps National Spelling Bee Draws National Focus on What Adults Can't Do -- Spell

24 comments | 6 kudos | 590 views | posted Apr 8, 2008 at 12:35 PM

The First Thing that You Did to Get Sent to the Principal’s Office? - Tommy  
In the third grade we had a singing teacher that came to our class once a week, Mrs. Dunlop. She was one of the most unusual people I ever recall seeing physically. She was the only person that I can ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | 586 views | posted Mar 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM

Guys' Profiles and Essay Responses...the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly  
Most women are in a profession that involves writing and communicating. Most men are not. It you want to meet women online, you need to communicate to them in writing.

If you read women's profiles ...More...
21 comments | 9 kudos | 702 views | posted Feb 17, 2008 at 11:31 AM

"Leave it to Beaver" and Poop Butt Chicken - Tommy  
I grew up in a "Leave it to Beaver" environment in the fifties and sixties, the all American upper middle class all white neighborhood. America's greatest generation had saved the world for democracy ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 618 views | posted Feb 2, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Assorted Jokes  
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What's th...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 631 views | posted Nov 14, 2007 at 6:21 PM

Uncommon Denominators  
Cyber America extends across the northern border into Canada. It ranges from Nova Scotia to British Columbia to southern California to Florida and all points in between. Though the Internet touches bi...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 674 views | posted Oct 2, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Female 40-60 AMD Demographics  
I was bored this morning and also curious. I had long suspected that there are a much higher proportion of women from 40 to 60 on here from certain states. This morning I investigated it and found my ...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 759 views | posted Sep 16, 2007 at 10:49 AM

Another Advantage to Blogs  
Among the other things I do, is look at the new pictures. Now do allow that my perspective is limited to being a pre-geriatric guy who window shops. What I have noticed when I look at the new photos i...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 703 views | posted Sep 6, 2007 at 9:08 PM

Tit 4 Tat  
When my daughter was fifteen, she looked older. She was Goth, pagan, and in love with mythology. At that time she was a large girl with probably “C” cups and she got a tat on the inside of the left ti...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 638 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 12:58 PM

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