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Wordsofwit
63-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 59
La Marque, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 4 days ago

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Assorted Jokes  
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What's th...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 603 views | posted Nov 14, 2007 at 6:21 PM

Uncommon Denominators  
Cyber America extends across the northern border into Canada. It ranges from Nova Scotia to British Columbia to southern California to Florida and all points in between. Though the Internet touches bi...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 648 views | posted Oct 2, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Female 40-60 AMD Demographics  
I was bored this morning and also curious. I had long suspected that there are a much higher proportion of women from 40 to 60 on here from certain states. This morning I investigated it and found my ...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 729 views | posted Sep 16, 2007 at 10:49 AM

Another Advantage to Blogs  
Among the other things I do, is look at the new pictures. Now do allow that my perspective is limited to being a pre-geriatric guy who window shops. What I have noticed when I look at the new photos i...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 681 views | posted Sep 6, 2007 at 9:08 PM

Tit 4 Tat  
When my daughter was fifteen, she looked older. She was Goth, pagan, and in love with mythology. At that time she was a large girl with probably “C” cups and she got a tat on the inside of the left ti...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 612 views | posted Sep 2, 2007 at 12:58 PM

The UnBEARable Truth  
One time, I asked what may have been a dumb question of a friend that was answered by his responding with a question. His reply, “Do bears shit in the woods?”

I had watched Wild Kingdom since Eisen...More...
19 comments | 3 kudos | 726 views | posted Aug 20, 2007 at 2:34 PM

The NFL and the NASCAR Rule  
I reside in a suburb of Dallas, Texas . After months of hibernation, the area will come to life at 8:00 eastern tonight when the Dallas Cowboys host the Indianapolis Colt on national TV at Texas Stadi...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 673 views | posted Aug 9, 2007 at 10:08 PM

Popeye Is Not Gay…  
…but many other classic cartoon characters are subject to scrutiny.

I love classic cartoons, largely from the thirties through the fifties, especially those that were designed for adults to run in...More...
20 comments | 0 kudos | 725 views | posted Jul 28, 2007 at 7:12 PM

Gump the Chump  
I saw Forrest Gump online here and sent him an email as I had to know why he disgusts everyone that sits down pee with his lewd and sleazy propositions. His reply reflected the philosophy of many onli...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 593 views | posted Apr 20, 2007 at 7:40 PM

Mother's Liberation  
The single world is very much residing as an influential driver in a single baby boomer woman’s thought processes concerning potentially becoming a wife again. To be or not to be, that is the question...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 628 views | posted Jul 17, 2006 at 9:24 AM

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