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Bush Whacking - Jokes  
Breakfast at the Whitehouse

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl o...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 572 views | posted May 29, 2008 at 10:14 AM

Funny and Odd Names  
This could be good for a laugh. My late sainted mother's family had some awful names. They were so awful that most of her brothers and sisters (born in the 1920s) chose to go by nick names:
Orville (...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 593 views | posted May 14, 2008 at 12:06 PM

The Ultimate BBW  
A picture of an overweight woman lying naked on a couch, painted by the British artist Lucian Freud, is expected to set a record for any work by a living artist when it goes up for auction Tuesday nig...More...
18 comments | 1 kudo | 640 views | posted May 13, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Job Seeker Resumes  
Until New Year's Eve I was a veterans employment counselor for the state of Texas for over six years. I won statewide awards three times including being number one and number two for my accomplishment...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 528 views | posted May 12, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Did Your Wife Ever Change?  
Have any of you guys ever had your wife be your best friend, lover, companion only for all of that to change after the kids were born? Maybe your size six became a size sixteen?
14 comments | 1 kudo | 522 views | posted May 6, 2008 at 11:17 AM

Gone But Not Forgotten? Not Necessarily! Epilogue  
This is the conclusion to my previous blog

The identity of my mystery guest discussed has been discovered. I spoke with my daughter last evening about this and she made a few calls. It is/was the g...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 528 views | posted May 4, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Rerun Joke Theory  
I have a theory on rerun jokes. I have several friends, mostly female, as well as people I do not keep in touch with via email, that send everybody in their address book jokes, what I call friendship ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 449 views | posted May 3, 2008 at 2:35 PM

Gone But Not Forgotten? Not Necessarily!  
I discovered that I have somebody living with me...umm, let me rephrase that...somebody staying with me that I didn't know was here. I have always led an interesting life, and sometimes it being inter...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 571 views | posted May 2, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Cast the First Stone - Tommy  
I was around nine and my brother was six. I had gone the week before to church with a friend. In Sunday school, we had been given a homework assignment. When the Sunday school teacher asked the questi...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | 581 views | posted May 1, 2008 at 9:09 AM

Coffee Calamity  
Like many people, but admittedly to a greater extent, I can range from being the coolest guy that you ever met to the biggest asshole that you have ever encountered.

About two and a half years ago...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | 480 views | posted Apr 29, 2008 at 2:59 PM

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