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Ducks? What is it with ducks this morning? - Jokes  
Okay, here are some duck jokes. I haven't posted them for at least six months, so I don't consider them reruns.

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head. The receptionist asks, “H...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 649 views | posted Oct 25, 2008 at 9:52 AM

Acronym Game  
This could be fun or it could be lame, I dunno. But I thought I would float it out there to see what happened. It kind of goes like this: you define a well known acronym, then use the newly defined ac...More...
90 comments | 4 kudos | 1154 views | posted Oct 22, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Two Jokes  
Don't think this a rerun. The second one is pretty good I think. It comes from Softy. She had posted it in a comment to her own blog, so many people may have missed it.

One Sunday morning, everyone...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 629 views | posted Sep 28, 2008 at 8:17 AM

Quick Joke  
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

13 comments | 3 kudos | 677 views | posted Sep 23, 2008 at 1:35 PM

The Roaring Silence  
In the past there was closure. The famous "Dear John" letter in WW II comes to mind. These days, the courtesy of explanation is no longer extended. Relationships terminate and the person dumped is lef...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 617 views | posted Sep 21, 2008 at 7:36 PM

If Your Kids are Grown and Out of the House... (Repost)  
...would you get get involved and live with somebody that had a child living with them under the age of 15? I chose the age of 15 because that would represent a minimum of three years of living with t...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 660 views | posted Aug 23, 2008 at 8:38 AM

Generational Views - Survey  
August 20, 2008 02:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Widely Held Attitudes to Different Generations

Generation Y Seen as Most Self-indulgent, Generation X as Most Innovative, and Boomers as Most Prod...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 653 views | posted Aug 21, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Food Phobias - Tommy  
Sometimes a childhood experience will have an impact that ripples onward to resonate throughout a person's entire life. In this case, I am speaking of being forced to eat something as a kid against yo...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | 623 views | posted Aug 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM

The Night You Barely Recall That You Wish You Couldn't Remember  
About 30 years ago I went to this apartment in north Dallas to party with some people. At around 10:30 somebody decided we should all go to this club. I recall arriving but little after that. I just r...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | 689 views | posted Aug 10, 2008 at 3:50 AM

The Blonde on the Ranch (Blondes' Revenge) - Joke  
A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows tod...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 623 views | posted Aug 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM

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