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La Marque, Texas
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Vibrators vs men  

A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

When we're done wi...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | 326 views | posted Apr 15, 2013 at 4:18 PM

Updating Your Profile and Essays  
Over the weekend I got an email from a real person I didn't know complimenting me on my profile. I was flattered and thanked her. But this led me to go take a look at my essays. I was astounded as alm...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 234 views | posted Apr 15, 2013 at 9:09 AM

It is an interesting set of homonyms comprising of two abbreviations and one acronym denoting three different things: jalapeno peppers, Japanese and Jewish American princesses.

My six year-old gran...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 430 views | posted Apr 12, 2013 at 2:04 PM

Fuzzy Wuzzy or...  
Results of a poll of 1,000 men in the UK indicate trimmed pubic hair is more popular than a bald bush. [URL=
5 comments | 1 kudo | 354 views | posted Apr 10, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Geriatric Baseball Joke  
In honor of the first MLB game of the season, I am posting a baseball joke:

Two elderly women who were life long friends decided to experience life in ways they never had. They decided to...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 282 views | posted Mar 31, 2013 at 2:07 AM

Pussy Plunge  
No, this is not about women skinny dipping or anything of that nature

It is about our cat and his harrowing experience. During the day I usually close him in my daughter's bedroom. That is so...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 241 views | posted Mar 28, 2013 at 8:31 AM

One man's trash is another man's treasure  
Here in the country, a big day is forthcoming. It is the one time of year when the smaller cities come by and pick up any discarded items that are at the roadside that the garbage trucks will not norm...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 237 views | posted Mar 28, 2013 at 6:14 AM

Free Versatile Tarps  
What we have done in the past to serve as drop cloth for painting, worked out great and was free, was to get the tarps from home improvement stores or lumber yards that are used to protect palletized ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 225 views | posted Mar 27, 2013 at 11:10 AM

Reenlisting in Parenthood  
Those of you who have known me over the years will recall that I was very hardline about a woman having a kid at home being a deal breaker. I probably need to print [URL=
9 comments | 1 kudo | 321 views | posted Mar 24, 2013 at 10:06 AM

What Makes You Feel "Old"?  
I am not talking about personal issues like aches, pains, sexual dysfunction, etc. I am speaking of things that are external to that.

I listen to my YouTube playlists a lot and two things really r...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 292 views | posted Mar 23, 2013 at 12:37 PM

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