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La Marque, Texas
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Kermit/Miss Piggy  
Old joke.. I just got done writing it from memory on another site so I did a copy/paste

Following a cast party Kermit and Miss Piggy wound up in her hotel room. One thing led to another. In ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 347 views | posted Jun 1, 2013 at 2:11 PM

Evaluating Charities  
Americans are known for being the most generous people in the world. We give and are continually being asked to donate. If we are so inclined to support a charitable cause, how do we know how they wil...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 331 views | posted May 22, 2013 at 8:20 AM

Some Baby Boomers Really are Boomers  
He killed a man...
... a man killed him...
... they were the same guy

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention report that [URL=
7 comments | 2 kudos | 1149 views | posted May 4, 2013 at 6:06 AM

Survey Says  
Can people make money taking surveys online? I do and have for years You're not going to get rich. In fact, it will translate out to one to three bucks an hour for the majority of the good ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 1169 views | posted Apr 29, 2013 at 9:12 AM

Gilligan's Land Yacht  
Despite being a month behind last years planting pace in the garden, things are taking off. All of the spinach, lettuce, beets, radishes and chard are coming up. The warm crops should go in close to o...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 415 views | posted Apr 16, 2013 at 7:37 AM

Vibrators vs men  

A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

When we're done wi...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | 416 views | posted Apr 15, 2013 at 4:18 PM

Updating Your Profile and Essays  
Over the weekend I got an email from a real person I didn't know complimenting me on my profile. I was flattered and thanked her. But this led me to go take a look at my essays. I was astounded as alm...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 327 views | posted Apr 15, 2013 at 9:09 AM

It is an interesting set of homonyms comprising of two abbreviations and one acronym denoting three different things: jalapeno peppers, Japanese and Jewish American princesses.

My six year-old gran...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 556 views | posted Apr 12, 2013 at 2:04 PM

Fuzzy Wuzzy or...  
Results of a poll of 1,000 men in the UK indicate trimmed pubic hair is more popular than a bald bush. [URL=
5 comments | 1 kudo | 475 views | posted Apr 10, 2013 at 6:07 PM

Geriatric Baseball Joke  
In honor of the first MLB game of the season, I am posting a baseball joke:

Two elderly women who were life long friends decided to experience life in ways they never had. They decided to...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 356 views | posted Mar 31, 2013 at 2:07 AM

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