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63-year-old Male
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La Marque, Texas
United States
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Joke and Redneck Pick Up Lines  
Not the most outstanding collection and some you may have heard.

A man was out walking one day, when he came to this big house in an affluent neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple m...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 462 views | posted Dec 22, 2008 at 9:33 AM

Straddlesque  
When I was in my early twenties I dated a girl that loved to suck a guy off and when he came, aim the dick at his face so that he got a facial with his own cum. Pardon the dual pun, but I came to disc...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 535 views | posted Dec 15, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Predefined Responses  
Has anybody ever used them? Hell, I would venture to wager that most people don't even know what I am referring to. If you choose to reply to an email, to the right below emoticons is a pull down menu...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 558 views | posted Dec 13, 2008 at 1:11 PM

Rodney Dangerfield - Jokes  
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pe...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 693 views | posted Dec 11, 2008 at 5:57 PM

Some Cute Humor for the Ladies Primarily  
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3 comments | 0 kudos | 476 views | posted Dec 8, 2008 at 12:05 PM

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS - HUMOR  
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 461 views | posted Dec 3, 2008 at 1:12 AM

Hollywood Squares  
These great questions and answers are from the
days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they
are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, ...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | 590 views | posted Nov 24, 2008 at 3:39 AM

In passing  
I have friend who is a pretty good guy but he has this sense of humor that is odd and not really funny to anybody beyond himself. A few years ago, I was having some friends over for some cards and dom...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 501 views | posted Nov 22, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Goldstinker and the Spy in my Closet - Tommy  
As you know, James Bond is back and drawing millions of movie goers. One of the Bond cars is going on the auction block and expected to bring in a quarter mil.
http://boxwish.com/blog/view/442-j...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 548 views | posted Nov 22, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Blow Job Question  
Ladies, if you don't mind or enjoy giving head, but don't want the guy to come in your mouth, do you request that he let you know of the impending eruption? When he does cum, where do aim the dick (fa...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 579 views | posted Nov 22, 2008 at 7:24 AM

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