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Dogs compared to men and women - Jokes  
I haven't posted these in over a year and they may be new to some newer folks.

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational f...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 582 views | posted Feb 15, 2011 at 5:48 PM

I was in the process of getting a divorce. I had backed it off twice and my attorney pinned me down, essentially saying, "We need to schedule this by the end of next week. I backed it off for you twic...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 445 views | posted Feb 13, 2011 at 4:49 PM

Rodney Dangerfield Jokes that I Posted in 2008  
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pe...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 363 views | posted Feb 9, 2011 at 11:26 AM

Beauty and the Beast  
Well, the new picture uploads happened yesterday, eight pages worth of women. As I am grandfathered, I can see the nudie pics so I always enjoy perusing the new photos.

This time around seve...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 435 views | posted Feb 8, 2011 at 12:39 PM

Blogging 101 for Newbies  
Yes, I know that this has been posted before, but as we have a lot of new people posting, I felt it was time for it to come out again.

Welcome to the new blog posters on AMD. I am posting this to h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 768 views | posted Feb 7, 2011 at 11:19 AM

Mine or Somebody Else's  
Okay, now for something completely different from me...a sex blog. This one will test people's honesty.

Many years ago a reporter asked Zsa Zsa Gabor, "How many husbands have you had?"
She respond...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 434 views | posted Feb 5, 2011 at 11:48 AM

Animal Jokes - Reprise From 2008  
There are couple of people that we rarely see any more that used to be prolific joke posters two to four years ago with quite a few that were funny and some that were fresh, [URL=http://www.adultmatch...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 419 views | posted Feb 4, 2011 at 9:31 AM

Johnny Come Lately  
Many people that are relatively new to the Internet get caught up in all of it, especially the junk forwarded to them that graces their email inboxes sent by all of the other newbies. They are excited...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 725 views | posted Feb 3, 2011 at 12:38 PM

The Internet, AMD, and You  
I have been mulling this around off and on for months, maybe years. I had pondered how many Pervians were old hands on the Internet and how many were relatively new to it.

There really is not righ...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 525 views | posted Jan 29, 2011 at 8:23 AM

The Price of Pork - Facts and Funnies  
I decided to mix statistics and comedic content in this one. As I am a fatty I feel entitled to pork fun at myself and others further down.

The cost of obesity to society is really not anything we ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 658 views | posted Jan 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM

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