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The Price of Food - Joke  
A friend of mine in Canada sent me this one. Actually, she is a German national who met her hubby online. But this a good one I had never seen before

A cannibal was walking through the jungl...More...
6 comments | 6 kudos | 735 views | posted Jul 24, 2011 at 1:40 PM

Washington DC Joke  
A man in a hot air balloon in Washington DC realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my colleag...More...
5 comments | 5 kudos | 660 views | posted Jul 24, 2011 at 9:27 AM

Groaner  
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because w...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 364 views | posted Jul 22, 2011 at 10:25 AM

Interesting Site Profiling Residential Neighborhoods  
Neighborhood Scout is a handy tool for assessing neighborhoods and could of use for people that are relocating. It profiles neighborhoods, schools, propert...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 328 views | posted Jul 21, 2011 at 5:04 PM

Nursing Home Rescue - Joke  
I saw this on the vanilla site and modified it. As I found it funny and I had not heard it before, it got an automatic kudo.

Ralph and Edna were both residents of a rest home as they had bec...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 357 views | posted Jul 17, 2011 at 11:10 PM

TV Viewing  
When living together with an SO how is/was TV viewing handled if you didn't necessarily want to watch the same show? Some people compromise by finding a show both people can handle which could be both...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 416 views | posted Jul 16, 2011 at 11:12 AM

Joke, Oldie but Goody  
This joke will be new for many of you as it is so old that I haven't seen it posted on here I have never posted it before, but it is a good one IMO

A young boy comes up to his dad afte...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 316 views | posted Jul 14, 2011 at 12:40 PM

Check Your Sources Before Posting Disinformation - RANT  
Yeah, yeah, anybody can post anything they want on here. I am not arguing that point. Actually, I am exercising it. It is a pet peeve of mine... people posting disinformation, passing on things that a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 329 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 10:17 PM

I'm All Ears...Not Really  
A joke courtesy of a pal on the vanilla site

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 356 views | posted Jul 12, 2011 at 11:49 PM

A Pair of Fresh, Clean Jokes  
A pal of mine on the vanilla site posted these. I hadn't heard either one before and they were funny, two automatic kudos. Additionally, you can tell them to your grandmother.

A passenger in a taxi...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 562 views | posted Jul 9, 2011 at 12:56 PM

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