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63-year-old Male
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Galveston, Texas
United States
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Washington DC Joke  
A man in a hot air balloon in Washington DC realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my colleag...More...
5 comments | 5 kudos | 656 views | posted Jul 24, 2011 at 9:27 AM

Groaner  
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because w...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Jul 22, 2011 at 10:25 AM

Interesting Site Profiling Residential Neighborhoods  
Neighborhood Scout is a handy tool for assessing neighborhoods and could of use for people that are relocating. It profiles neighborhoods, schools, propert...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Jul 21, 2011 at 5:04 PM

Nursing Home Rescue - Joke  
I saw this on the vanilla site and modified it. As I found it funny and I had not heard it before, it got an automatic kudo.

Ralph and Edna were both residents of a rest home as they had bec...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | 353 views | posted Jul 17, 2011 at 11:10 PM

TV Viewing  
When living together with an SO how is/was TV viewing handled if you didn't necessarily want to watch the same show? Some people compromise by finding a show both people can handle which could be both...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 409 views | posted Jul 16, 2011 at 11:12 AM

Joke, Oldie but Goody  
This joke will be new for many of you as it is so old that I haven't seen it posted on here I have never posted it before, but it is a good one IMO

A young boy comes up to his dad afte...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 313 views | posted Jul 14, 2011 at 12:40 PM

Check Your Sources Before Posting Disinformation - RANT  
Yeah, yeah, anybody can post anything they want on here. I am not arguing that point. Actually, I am exercising it. It is a pet peeve of mine... people posting disinformation, passing on things that a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 324 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 10:17 PM

I'm All Ears...Not Really  
A joke courtesy of a pal on the vanilla site

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 350 views | posted Jul 12, 2011 at 11:49 PM

A Pair of Fresh, Clean Jokes  
A pal of mine on the vanilla site posted these. I hadn't heard either one before and they were funny, two automatic kudos. Additionally, you can tell them to your grandmother.

A passenger in a taxi...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 555 views | posted Jul 9, 2011 at 12:56 PM

Spontaneous Joke  
I did get a chance to make a joke with my grandson at the zoo yesterday. His mother and her BFF rolled their eyes as it was so corny. But it was spontaneous. At five he didn't get it. But we were in t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 349 views | posted Jul 7, 2011 at 11:07 PM

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