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WhiskeyDick7
35-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 21 - 50
Urbana, Illinois
United States
Last Activity: 2 weeks ago

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This site is a joke.

About myself
Been through some relationships. Not trying to jump head on back into one right now. Perhaps I'll eventually find that one that I was meant to be with and everything will happen organically. Until then I'm just trying to have some fun and who here isn't? If you like what you're seeing and reading then get ahold of me. Who knows, maybe it'll turn into something real, maybe not. Either way I guarantee it'll be a good time.

**NOTICE: Webcam models need not apply! I'm not gonna go to your site or give you my credit card number. There's plenty of free porn on the internet if that's what I was looking for. You're wasting both of our time! Also, DON"T contact me unless you live in America or have the ability to get to America on your own. I won't send you any money so give it up! Get a job like the rest of us.**

The person I would like to meet
I'll keep this simple. As I stated above, This isn't exactly the site to be searching for a serious lifelong partner. That being said:
-No hardcore drug problems
-No diseases (shouldn't really have to write that)
-No husband/boyfriend that you're using me to piss off and that I'm gonna end up having to fight
-No serious mental issues (Everybody has some baggage. Just know that I'm not a psychiatrist and don't wish to become one.)

About my work
I've been a machinist for about seven years and plan to keep doing it until I die or retire. Hopefully someday I'll come up with the funds to start my own shop and stop making others rich.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
barhopping, seeing live music, traveling, camping, festivals, concerts, a little bit of chiefing, just being outdoors, cooking, drawing: If there's good music playing, skunkiness in the air, decent weather, and beer flowing then I'm happy!

My idea of a great date
Any bar, festival, or concert with good music is a good way to start. Where it goes from there is up to you. Of course I'm always open to suggestions.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Someday I wanna check out Amsterdam. I also want to make to The Gorge Ampitheater sometime.

What is your academic background?
Advanced Certificates in Machine Tool and Welding from the community college. There are some other certifications I'd like to get as well as possibly going back some day for a degree.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I've been to a lot of states and seen some cool sites. Unfortunately, I'm not able to take a lot of road trips like I used to. One of the more notable ones was a two week camping trip in Miami followed by a week of sleeping on South Beach. Another one was mountain climbing in Colorado and a concert at Red Rocks. That's the best concert venue I've been to yet. There's too many more to talk about here. They would make for some good drinkin' stories in person.

What do you find attractive in people?
Physically: My fantasy/perfect woman would have long black hair, green eyes, moderate makeup (not a clown face), and a full figure (I'll take a bit of a gut over a bony ass), with some tattoos. Of course non of this is mandatory. I'm actually not real picky, everybody has that perfect person that they dream about though.

Mentally: Not psychotic, as stated above. Not too full of yourself (confidence is good, snobiness is bad). Sort of a loose spirit that's just trying to take it as it comes and make the best of it.

I honestly have no pregidouses. Find black and white women equally attractive and am open to all nationalities.

What do others do that irritate you?
Lot's of things. Most of it is trivial though. Anyone that knows me will tell you that it takes an awful lot to make me snap.

What do you think is your best quality?
I'm usually pretty calm and levelheaded, and take everything with a grain of salt. I've walked down many different roads in life, from the middle to the bottom (never been to the top yet). Because of that I'm not quick to judge people by thier appearance or lifestyle.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What's your intention here? Is it to email each other back and forth endlessly, to meet up for a beer somewhere, or to go straight to the hotel. Are you really even wanting to meet somebody or are you not exactly sure what you want.

To be honest I don't really need a pen pal. However if you would actually like to meet at some point rather than talking to a picture on a screen let me know. It's up to both of us whether or not there will be sex on the first date. Either way, I'd be content just to have a beer and shoot the shit and see what you're all about. All I ask is that you be clear with me.

Describe your physique.
Average build, slight beer belly, long brown hair, a few tattoos and a piercing. I've done physical labor all of my life aside from exercising so I'm not flabby. I'm no Arnold Schwarzenegger either. Just take a look at the pictures.

What do you do well sexually?
I know every guy says this but I've gotten plenty of good reviews as to the use of my tongue and fingers. Don't believe me? Find out for yourself.

Of course that's just foreplay. I'll let you be the judge of the main attraction.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Love having a woman on top that knows what she's doing. Good head is always nice too. Since I have no problem dishing it out, it's nice to have the favor returned.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A threesome. Nope, still haven't experienced it. Would like to see if it's as fun as it looks on the screen.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Yeah, a whole bunch. *sarcasm*

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Believe I explained this earlier. Since the nature of this site is to fulfill primal needs, that's probably what I'm looking for here. Of course if there is something there beyond a physical attraction then we will probably want to see each other again. In that case things will take their natural course. I would like to eventually settle into another sincere loving relationship but only if it's a good fit. In the meantime love the one you're with, right?

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Anything I want huh: Black Sabbath kicks ass, Fords suck, the war in Iraq needs to end, pot should be legalized, we live in a police state, the system is broken and I'm not sure how to fix it, you can put a tuxedo on a monkey but it's still a monkey, ipods are overrated, I hate cold weather, and Baba Bouie, Baba Bouie, Baba Bouie!

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