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Pick Me!!!! Pick Me!!!!
I am just another average joe shlub. With an Irish accent. Im not going to lie to ya. I couldnt be arsed.
The person I would like to meet
Looking for someone who I can laugh at. Not 'WITH' No I want someone who I can point my finger at and go HAHAHAHAHAHA. someone funny looking ya know.
Im joking of course.
About my work
Bar Man. Doesnt really need explaining does it?
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
My idea of a great date
Would be Jessica Alba coming round to my house and cooking me dinner. Then playing some playstation. Then FUCKING OFF so I could masturbate. Damn fucking celebrities.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
What happened? It was like that when I got here!
What is your fantasy vacation?
A space ride to the rose nebula on Saturns rings with the robot from lost in space and 'the count' from sesame street. That would be sooooooooooo cooooooooooooool.
What is your academic background?
You lost me at academi......... whatever the hell it was.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Tenerife. Too hot and too crap!
What do you find attractive in people?
If their ugly........well......nothing. if their attractive?... lots of stuff! Yay!!
What do others do that irritate you?
I hate LOUD PEOPLE!! People who SHOUT INTO THE PHONE LIKE THIS WITH THEIR REALLY ANNOYING VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also people who ask stupid questions..........like you.
What do you think is your best quality?
my..............my eh..............oh god Im depressed.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
The fact that it belongs to me.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you for real? What the fuck is this?
Describe your physique.
(looks down) ask me in 8 weeks.
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Why dont you stop asking me such PERSONAL FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
All of them. lol
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Sticking my tongue to a freezer. Always dreamt of doing that. Wasnt what I expected. I was a little disappointed actually.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Yes many. Oh shit!!!! I mean NO. NO I DONT................your honour.......
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
uhhh............yes. Yes please
Free Space. Say anything you want!
anything you want!!!
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