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Wanna take a ride?
Maybe you might think I'm a scarry person but actually I'm just mildly unhinged. I enjoy riding in the back of limousines and eating in airport cafeterias. I'm also a gun collector.
The person I would like to meet
Seeking a woman interested in a romantic relationship and will think nothing of humiliating me in public. Especially interested in alcoholics or women with a perscription drug dependency.
About my work
Not much to speak in this department.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
My idea of a great date
Getting in the sack right away will endear me to my date.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I had my last girl friends green card revoked after she pissed me off.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Having Epcot at Disney World all to myself and my companion.
What is your academic background?
Beauty School & Diesel Mechanic School
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Swingers club in Ft. Lauderdale. Great experience except for the crabs I caught.
What do you find attractive in people?
The ability to flas me in public.
What do others do that irritate you?
Spill beer & spit on the floor in the house.
What do you think is your best quality?
Thourough knowledge of cunnilingus.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you have sex on the first date?
Describe your physique.
Probably better than yours.
What do you do well sexually?
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Being with 2 women at the same time.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Quite a few.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No, I'm very careful.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I would like a LTR but I have nothing against one night stands.....sometimes they run a lot longer than one night.
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