Wonder cat - Butterfly  
Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 54 views | posted Jan 29, 2007 at 8:16 PM

11 minutes  
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he see...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 148 views | posted Jan 28, 2007 at 11:51 PM

Out of the Mouths of Babes  
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not s upposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. It ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 63 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 7:43 PM

The Priest and the Hair Dryer  

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland turned to the
priest beside her and said "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive ele...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 106 views | posted Jan 25, 2007 at 12:03 AM

The new supermarket  
The next time you are buying groceries and see the water gently spraying down the vegetables...think about this :-)

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water
mister to keep the pro...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 80 views | posted Jan 23, 2007 at 11:38 PM

Helpful Translations...  
Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads

40-ish............................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic........................................More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 167 views | posted Jan 23, 2007 at 1:52 AM

Frog Joke  
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap...More...
6 comments | 5 kudos | 80 views | posted Jan 19, 2007 at 7:38 PM

Sorry I thought you didn't want it anymore....  
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.
You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to m...More...
9 comments | 9 kudos | 205 views | posted Jan 18, 2007 at 8:18 PM

I Need Help From Ladies  
Does money matters in a relationship??? I am dating this lady and we seem to so much in common and things were going great.........I lost my job few weeks ago and the money I was going to get which wa...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted Dec 18, 2006 at 9:20 PM