The Why's of Men:  
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> > > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > > (because they are
plugged into a genius)
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> > > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> > > (they don't have enoug...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 74 views | posted Feb 13, 2007 at 1:15 PM

EINSTEIN  
Einstein's birthday is March 14. He would now be 127.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated tha...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 122 views | posted Feb 12, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Having Mom over for Dinner...  
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 158 views | posted Feb 11, 2007 at 10:56 AM

~~MuSt ReAd~~  
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in c...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 167 views | posted Feb 9, 2007 at 7:25 PM

Famous Pickup Lines  
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 82 views | posted Feb 6, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Nick The Dragon Slayer  
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to h...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 85 views | posted Feb 5, 2007 at 9:21 PM

Confident & Confidential  
A husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend.

The husband shoots his friend and kills him.

The wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!"

A small ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 59 views | posted Feb 3, 2007 at 8:11 PM

Blonde Genies  
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been grante...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 138 views | posted Feb 2, 2007 at 9:58 PM

Summing up marriage  
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 80 views | posted Jan 31, 2007 at 12:03 PM