Gotta Luv Nurses  
A nurse walks into a bank.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a b...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 187 views | posted Mar 5, 2007 at 11:50 PM

Did You Cheat On Your Wife?  
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 202 views | posted Mar 4, 2007 at 8:59 PM

Fuck or Pass  
don't be scared
There is at least one person on AdultMatchDoctor that wants to fuck the hell out of you.

So lets play the fuck or Pass! game.

The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the pe...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 176 views | posted Mar 3, 2007 at 12:20 AM

The Hell With The Drink  
A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England, to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drinkorders were taken.The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 133 views | posted Mar 2, 2007 at 1:05 AM

Things are not always as they appear....  
The Wiley Weekender...
Outside a local neighborhood bar, a police patrol routinely parked outside on the weekends for the obvious reason that several of its patrons had the unfortunate habit of driv...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 130 views | posted Feb 27, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Lifesavers  
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green......More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 136 views | posted Feb 26, 2007 at 7:43 PM

All Ladies Read This Very Important  
A letter from your computer
Body: *********************

You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight.
I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail. When
you ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 161 views | posted Feb 23, 2007 at 8:35 PM

HIGH TECH WOMAN  
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 143 views | posted Feb 20, 2007 at 7:30 PM

Beer Or Makeup?????????  
She told me we couldnt afford beer anymore and I would have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didnt

She said she needed th...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 141 views | posted Feb 17, 2007 at 10:04 PM