Girls Night Out  
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 118 views | posted Mar 22, 2007 at 8:28 PM

The Lady Or The Highway  
God and the Harley.
Body: A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 94 views | posted Mar 21, 2007 at 5:50 PM

Screw  
A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be 1 cent.
" "One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks,...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 123 views | posted Mar 18, 2007 at 12:36 PM

Dont Cheat On Your Wife  
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his ...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 166 views | posted Mar 16, 2007 at 9:38 PM

The Statue  
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry, " she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with t...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 141 views | posted Mar 13, 2007 at 9:01 PM

for the ladies.... Always maxi pads  
AN OPEN LETTER TO
MR. JAMES THATCHER,
BRAND MANAGER,
PROCTER & GAMBLE.

February 6, 2007

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I apprec...More...
18 comments | 4 kudos | 252 views | posted Mar 12, 2007 at 8:56 PM

hypnosis  
Woman comes home and tells her husband,

"Remember those headaches I've been having

all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks,

"What happened?"

His wife...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 117 views | posted Mar 10, 2007 at 10:00 PM

He Knows you .....  
A STRANGE COINCIDENCE...
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 77 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 8:30 PM

Six Inches- Cute  
There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I'd get it!"

A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 211 views | posted Mar 9, 2007 at 12:41 AM