Mother And Daughter Chat  
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mother: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 136 views | posted Apr 6, 2007 at 10:23 PM

Nuns And Beer  

Body: While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed it would b...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 125 views | posted Apr 5, 2007 at 9:57 PM

Crooked Politicians!  
A van load of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly, the van ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 74 views | posted Apr 4, 2007 at 8:49 PM

Is That Your Final Answer  
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."

The man replied, "I...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 119 views | posted Apr 3, 2007 at 10:08 PM

2 Fleas. Hilarious  
>Two fleas from Minneapolis had an agreement to meet every winter in
>Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all
>blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 132 views | posted Apr 2, 2007 at 9:26 PM

Nudist Colony  
Poor Ricardo...
On his first day to a nudist colony, Ricardo takes off his clothes and
starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Ricardo
immediately gets an erection. The wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 178 views | posted Mar 29, 2007 at 12:17 PM

BIKER BAR FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!  
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the big...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 188 views | posted Mar 27, 2007 at 10:45 PM

Birthday Present  
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this cl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 122 views | posted Mar 26, 2007 at 10:49 PM

PERFECT WOMAN  
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 167 views | posted Mar 25, 2007 at 10:01 PM